Sleuth Home - Message Boards - Message Board Game Room

0 0
Sleuth Matchmaker!
  <<First Page  |  <Previous Next>  |  Last Page>>  

Old Shoe

Apr-8-2007 23:57

Ahh springtime...romance is in the air...

Oh wait, that's dander and pollen...

No I was right! It *IS* romance!

It has been quite astutely pointed out to me (by someone who wishes to remain anonymous because he does not want to appear to be "on the prowl for sleuth meat") that we lack a good "Sleuthy couples" game. Pretty simple stuff here...someone throws out a name, someone else suggests someone who would be a good match (and a reason, please... likes/dislikes; chance of successful breeding; known allergies; cankle fetishes, etc), then suggests another name.

Like this:

Adam Carter

Now, you're probably all just soooooo sure i'm gonna call Ms. Helen out here. And I could...they both understand a 'cornish pastie' to be something OTHER than what the Jolly Green Giant covers his nipples with when he's pole dancing...ho ho ho!

But their love, I gather, is purely Platonic (which to me means triggered by togas, which sadly are not yet an approved coat), so I'm going in another direction. Adam, for thee, I choose this person:

(reasons'll be clear in a sec...:) )

That was just for showsies, so Adam's still in play.

Get it? Good!

OH one more rule: NO REAL COUPLES!
OH OH! One more other rule: RL relationship status is irrelevant! Everyone's fair game when the lights are low :)

*spins the sleuth wheel of love*

ladies and gentlemen, your first bachelor or bachelorette is *squints*:


(take it away, Al-Qahirah! And take your time. We at SMRT don't mind a bit :P )

Get your vicarious freak on!


Emma Barlowe
Emma Barlowe

Apr-10-2007 18:38

I would love for SS to become Lulah's new mate! :)

*runs off to find a squirrel trap*

Safety Officer

Apr-10-2007 18:40

LOL :p you're not helping Breit!

Now as much as I'm flattered you only have to check out my av. to see that I don't qualify according to nicnic:

< Must be younger than 70 years old :D >

Reminds me of a joke about a gentleman who made love to his much much younger wife every Sunday to the steady rhythm of the local church bell, which was all fine and dandy until the local fire engine went past one morning and he suffered a massive heart attack...

I'll leave you to ponder that one :)

Pinball Amateur

Apr-10-2007 20:01

(Watches Lulah chase down Squirrel...;-)

Well, y'all don't look like y'need any help from me, but if you insist.... (wink)



(Tiger comes flying round the corner.)

Voila! One chaperone!! Y'all have fun now!! Don't do anything I wouldn't do!! Then again....;-D

Safety Officer

Apr-10-2007 20:59

Ok to divert attention away from myself, as Lulah seems to have done I wish to pass the baton:

So who's the hawtest of them all? The most mysterious woman in the history of Sleuth? The girl with the most growl? She who *cannot* be named?

Raowrrrrr... She's the sleuth cougah, or cfm if you insist.

Intelligent, articulate, gives great err chat, and hey who doesn't want someone whose name you don't have to remember in the morning!

I don't have an name to drop as an instant match: but I might add NO minors, jojo's, or anyone with an alergy to leather.

All offers considered.

Groups should book in advance.

Old Shoe

Apr-10-2007 21:18

*curses under his breath*

First the Game Info page is off-limits to my mangy paws, now Cfm.

Lucky Stiff

Apr-10-2007 21:56

LOL come on, this one should be SO obvious!

With her addiction to leather, and his penchant for all things ruffly and sequined, I give you....


Now THAT would be a match made in heaven. Sharpies and bedazzlers abound!!

Old Shoe

Apr-10-2007 22:27

I'm so in! The pleather is all mine, baby, RA-to-the-WR!

*Picks up a camo thong from the Salvation Army, washes it twice and bedazzles "Taken, Beyotches! It's just you and the Drambuie tonight" on the fatter, less crack-flossy part*

a) Biggie has *clearly* not read the rules, and
b) my well-kept beard is now spoken for

..let me continue my efforts to keep conversation over at Al-QTies dominated by matters of firemen, girlish giggles, religiously regular lovemaking and wascally wodents by announcing our next debutante:


*slaps a secondhand chartreuse bridesmaids dress on Tin and nudges her, protesting, into the middle of the dance floor*

hellz yeah...editors do it bettidor :P

Lucky Stiff

Apr-11-2007 03:35

*just had to read the rules three times to figure out the part I missed*

ya ya, I'm slow...its new dammit! :)

Farm A Sea
Farm A Sea
Old Shoe

Apr-11-2007 05:17

I think Y'all can call me Bucky and Tinuviel could hit it off pretty well.

Bucky sounds fun and interesting. Bucky can teach Tinuviel a lot about hogs, hay and moonshine.


Old Shoe

Apr-11-2007 10:28

Personally, I think Woody2 and Reda would make a very smart and elegant couple. But then we would have to find someone for Carrie Mehome.

  <<First Page  |  <Previous Next>  |  Last Page>>  

[ You must login to reply ]