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Title:		Safety Officer
Experience:		12640300
Archetype:		Smart and Charming
Age:		7019 days
Gender:		male
Sleuth Theme:		Secret #2
Last Login:		Mar-28-2023
Account Status:		Admin
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Completed Missions

• Packages Delivered: 27
• Overdue Books Returned: 30
• Nemeses Captured: 0
• Secret Plans Revealed: 6
• Artifacts Unearthed: 1
• Journal Pages Found: 0
• Brass Rings Won: 9

Detective Biography

I'd had better days; better weeks. Heck, if I believed in reincarnation...

I pulled my collar up against the rain. If I was going to drown my sorrows I'd rather do it from the inside.

A gust of wind caught me as I paused to get my bearings and I nearly missed the shadowed entrance to the bar. I thumbed my nose at Mother Nature as I stumbled through the door.

"The usual Frank", I grunted.

Silence.

I looked up at Frank the bartender. He was living proof that age and wisdom did not go hand in hand.

"What?", I sighed.

"We aint got none SS", Frank's voice quivered. "Got carrot juice though", he offered hopefully.

Out of Root Beer again! I trudged over to my usual stool, "I'm not a bloody rabbit Frank!".

Frank started to yabber an apology but I cut him off, "Just get me a glass of milk."

He looked stunned. "In a dirty glass", I added. I had a reputation after all.

Moments later a chipped and cloudy glass of milk slid down the bar. I sniffed. Still good.

Half way through my milk, and my mental litany of complaints, I heard a small voice call out, "God knows, you're a handsome fellow."

I glanced down the bar to Frank. He gave me a toothless smile. "What was that?", I asked.

He looked puzzled, "I didn't say nuthin' SS."

I shrugged and went back to my drink. As disturbing as it was, if the old chap wanted to throw a few kind words my way, so be it.

Moments later, "Charm and intelligence, that's you to the tee", the same small voice said.

I turned sharply to Frank once more, but the old man was nowhere to be seen. On cue he appeared through the kitchen door, "Fix you up sumthin' SS?" he asked hopefully. I ignored the carrot in his hand.

"Frank", I said, trying to keep my voice even, "I keep hearing this voice..."

The old man came closer, "What kind of voice SS? My old gaffer, now he heard voices. Henry VIII used to tell him how to grow tomatoes you know! And he swore Caruso sang to him in the bath one night!"

"Enough!", I snapped.

I drew a deep calming breath, "No Frank. I heard a voice. It said nice things to me. Told me I was handsome; intelligent; charming."

Frank stood smiling at me for what seemed an eternity, before what could almost have been mistaken for a glimmer of intelligence seemed to twinkle in his rheumy eyes.

He almost danced a jig where he stood as he pointed to the bar. "It's the nuts", the old man cackled, clapping his hands.

I looked down the bar and spied a chipped bowl, full of nuts. "So what" I said.

Frank was fully into his jig now, "Don't you see SS?"

My patience deserted me, "No I don't see, you old fool!"

Frank paused and managed to regain his composure, his feet still shuffling - not willing to give up their jig - "It's the nuts, SS!"

"Yes Frank", I coaxed.

The old man offered me another toothless smile and pointed at the bowl of nuts again, "They're complimentary..."

Politics

Contacts

Music Teacher (New York)
Tailor (New York)
Tailor (London)
Fortune Teller (London)
Fortune Teller (Shanghai)
Silk Merchant (Shanghai)
Podiatrist (Delhi)
Holy Man (Delhi)
Shoemaker (Cairo)
Spice Merchant (Cairo)
Engineer (Sleuthetania)
Surgeon (Sleuthetania)

Arch Villains

Rasputin "Matchstick" Kowalski
Captured

Terpsichore "Degenerate" Scroggs
Captured

Don Nox Dimitrijevic
Captured

Emira Zandra Wanstrath
Captured

Philbert "the Mole" Azarola
Captured

Captain Aviseh Mahendra
Captured

Rumrunner Drogo Lancaster
Captured

Commander Pavel Zhou
Captured

Chrysandra "Twelve Toes" Scroggs
Captured

Martina "the Razor" Arjun
Captured

Cassandra "the Shark" Claw
Captured

Tabitha "Two Tips" Dvorkin
Captured

Assassin Adoremus Aryaman
Captured

Doctor Ritsika Panzer
Captured

Professor Zandra Minx
Captured

Rex "Babyface" von Schneider
Captured

Ludwig "the Hawk" Minx
Captured

Andreas "the Weasel" Dark
Captured

Baronness Hemlok Severn
Captured

Philbert "the Rat" von Wrath
Captured

Captain Narcisse Belphegore
Captured

Captain Sabina Frost
Captured

Julius "Machine Gun" Cain
Captured

Colonel Morgana von Wrath
Captured

Doctor Nox Rowe
Captured

Captain Xenia Stone
Captured

Lizzie "Babyface" Wanstrath
Captured

Dasharath "Snake Eyes" Severn
Captured

Conrad "Crazy Eyes" Cain
Captured

Olaf "the Rat" Grimm
Captured

Mortimer "Monkey Face" Panzer
Captured

Doctor Tabitha Stone
Captured

Doctor Caesar Zhou
Captured

Trixie "Crazy Eyes" Belphegore
Captured

Alaczar "Monkey Face" Dvorkin
Captured

Drusilla "Babyface" Mahendra
Captured

Olaf "Two Thumbs" Aryaman
Captured

Godfrey "Machine Gun" Dvorkin
Captured

Professor Augustus Blood
Captured

Xiao Chen "Machine Gun" von Schneider
Captured

Professor Bella Severn
Captured

Lord Nox Moriarty
Captured

Drusilla "Needles" Minx
Captured

Violet "the Snake" Lancaster
Captured

Mordred "the Moth" Xu
Captured

Circe "Lazy Eyes" Rowe
Captured

Baronness Ritsika Mahendra
Captured

Lord Nox Lancaster
Captured

Shang-Ti "the Dragon" Claw
Captured

Dasharath "Crazy Eyes" Malatesta
Captured

Elvira "the Rat" Stone
Captured

Colonel Gustav Boucher
Captured

Lucinda "Matchstick" Glock
Captured

Captain Sabina Mahendra
Captured

Otto "Monkey Face" Musgrave
Captured

Doctor Alexandra Derringer
Captured

Lord Mortimer Malatesta
Captured

Hemlok "Whirling Dervish" Moriarty
Captured

Ritsika "Whirling Dervish" Cain
Captured

Lady Lizzie Wanstrath
Captured

Olaf "Knuckles" Dvorkin
Captured

Gilda "the Beetle" Thorn
Captured

Count Xiao Chen Mahendra
Captured

Colonel Andreas Glock
Captured

Diellza "Praying Mantis" Wanstrath
Failed

Lucinda "the Hawk" Aryaman
Failed

Godfrey "the Pistol" Musgrave
Failed

Admiral Karl Moriarty
Failed

Luther "the Mole" Wanstrath
Failed

Books Collected

Secret Adversary
Agatha Christie

The Mysterious Affair at Styles
Agatha Christie

The Adventure of the Empty House
Arthur Conan Doyle

The Hound of the Baskervilles
Arthur Conan Doyle

Martin Hewitt, Investigator
Arthur Morrison

A History of Indian Philosophy
Surendranath Dasgupta

Mystery Haiku Contest
Various Authors

The Moonstone
Wilkie Collins