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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-8-2007 23:57

Ahh springtime...romance is in the air...

Oh wait, that's dander and pollen...

No I was right! It *IS* romance!

It has been quite astutely pointed out to me (by someone who wishes to remain anonymous because he does not want to appear to be "on the prowl for sleuth meat") that we lack a good "Sleuthy couples" game. Pretty simple stuff here...someone throws out a name, someone else suggests someone who would be a good match (and a reason, please... likes/dislikes; chance of successful breeding; known allergies; cankle fetishes, etc), then suggests another name.

Like this:

Adam Carter

Now, you're probably all just soooooo sure i'm gonna call Ms. Helen out here. And I could...they both understand a 'cornish pastie' to be something OTHER than what the Jolly Green Giant covers his nipples with when he's pole dancing...ho ho ho!

But their love, I gather, is purely Platonic (which to me means triggered by togas, which sadly are not yet an approved coat), so I'm going in another direction. Adam, for thee, I choose this person:

http://noir.playsleuth.com/detective/detective.spy?id=187021

(reasons'll be clear in a sec...:) )

That was just for showsies, so Adam's still in play.

Get it? Good!

OH one more rule: NO REAL COUPLES!
OH OH! One more other rule: RL relationship status is irrelevant! Everyone's fair game when the lights are low :)

*spins the sleuth wheel of love*

ladies and gentlemen, your first bachelor or bachelorette is *squints*:

Lulah!

(take it away, Al-Qahirah! And take your time. We at SMRT don't mind a bit :P )

Get your vicarious freak on!


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Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Apr-9-2007 17:54

I KNOW!! I KNOW!! How bout.....Adam Carter??

(Blinks...)

(Indignant look)

Well?!? Hey, Crunch, you opened the door on that one!! ;-)

Emma Barlowe
Emma Barlowe
Well-Connected

Apr-9-2007 19:57

I hate to say this, Crunch, ('cause I'm always up for some matchmakin') but I'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole... :)

However, I will say that we need someone tall, dark, smart, funny and handsome for our fine director...any takers? (I may be able to be bribed into some introductions, too!) ;)

nicnic
nicnic
Battered Shoe

Apr-9-2007 20:55

Crunch... are you trying to distract us? Is this some evil ploy to switch our focus to finding a mate for Lulah instead of kicking butt on treasure hunts? It's not gonna work. We're on a roll baby and we're not slowing down. Bring it!

That being said, I have struggled to find an adequate match for our dear Lulah for quite some time. She, as of late, seems to be attracted to small, elderly, floor-mopping, light-bulb changing, equipment-cleaning types. Almost like our agency clerk. It's very tragic.

I tried to develop a docier on the type of man I think Lulah needs, to no avail. I can only come up with two requirements:
- Must be younger than 70 years old - the alternative just ain't right
- Must love fowl, especially ducks

Takers? Anyone?

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Apr-10-2007 00:38

well having seen a sneak preview of Lulah's hawt new avatar, the offers might start coming in thick and fast ;)

[restrains self from making super corny Sleuth = 'Fowl' Play joke]

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Apr-10-2007 07:45

Now WHY would you think that SMRT would be working to distract you from your asskicking on the TH's? We would NEVER stoop so low as to do something like that for the sake of getting a few treasures.

*runs off to her HH alternate to continue her PM bombing campaign on Tin and Lulah*

nicnic
nicnic
Battered Shoe

Apr-10-2007 10:35

Biggie, is PM bombing compliant with the new code of conduct?

*runs off to find the code and read the fine print, realizes she's been distracted yet a second time, and feverishly goes back to hunting*

Damn you! ;)

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Apr-10-2007 11:10

*adds nicnic to her list*

Lulah
Lulah
Well-Connected

Apr-10-2007 17:30

am i allowed to suggest a name for myself? :D

if so, i'd like to pick SS. *winks and blows a kiss* ;)

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Apr-10-2007 18:19

(Watches Squirrel flee in terror....)

Gee, I didn't think squirrels could run that fast. Huh...;-)

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Apr-10-2007 18:20

Go get 'im, Lulah!! ;-D

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