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Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.

Speak!!!

Feb-20-2007 13:38

I can't lie to people about their fugly babies. I will cut them off mid-question, and walk away. Hump is one of my FAVORITE words in the whole world, and I use it in a sentence as often as possible. I will taste pretty much anything just because I like to eat stuff. Hmmm...... I sniff my armpits a couple times a day, all OCD-style no matter where I am or who I'm around. I like to go sing karaoke, and when no one expects it, I insert the f-word into the song. Once I gave my grandma a couple of Anne Rice's super, extra, dirty nasty sex books to read on accident. Then pretended they were my Mom's. :)

Feb-20-2007 19:51

I am 12 yrs old.
I never watch scary movies.
I have a million stuffed animals.
When I see a moron on the T.V., I throw something at the television.
I am obsessed with Nancy Drew.
All my friends are weirdos like me.
I like to read.
Some People call me Goth and I'm not.
I am nancycat on herinteractive.
I dance weird.

Feb-20-2007 19:52

Oh yeah, and a strange person has a crush on me.

Now you know "all" of my secrets.....

Mar-4-2007 00:14

I have three nipples.

Mar-14-2007 23:37

I catch myself laughing at the stupid jokes on american idol.

Mar-15-2007 08:54

I am terrified of frogs. Towards the end of school we'll be disecting frogs and I'm terrified.

Mar-15-2007 23:07

Awww - I heard that if you click your heels together three times and say "There's no frog like Kermit" they'll actually wake from the dead, smile at you, grab the scalpel and do most of the cutting on their own, totally pro-bono.

I trust scalpers when they say they'll be right back with the tickets.

Mar-16-2007 04:18

ARe you kidding dissecting was the best. Like the time you get a sheep's lung and then the girls's put on the ruber gloves but the guys just touch it with there bare hands. I want more dissections.

Mar-16-2007 05:16

somewhere in that yoyo there's a life lesson for all of us ;)

Mar-16-2007 12:07

I'm a little scared of YoYo right now.

I confess, that although I am over 18, I did find this game through the Nancy Drew web page. *ducks*