Confess, ye sleuthy sinners!
Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?
Let it all out, boo.
K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.
When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.
I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.
I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.
I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.
I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.
Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.
I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.
Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.
*takes Crunch's hot dog stand and does him one better*
my absolute favorite thing in the world is hot dogs (settle down, i know what youre thinking)...but they are the BEST when you get them at gas stations....
I'm a sucker for Idol AND Dancing with the Stars. I'm hoping the latter isn't some sort of suppressed sequin obsession.
I have a few dirty secrets that definitly needs to be brought into the open. The burden is just too heavy for a single man to bear.
*I have watched almost all of Dolph Lundgren, Steven Segal and Jean Claude van Damme's movies
*I have read a complete Barbara Cartland "novel"
*I have on more than one occasion engaged in Nudiesleuthing... a failed trend.
*I have numerous times broken the customs regulations of my beloved Norway, bringing in obscene quantities of tobacco and alcohol
*An last but by no means least, ooohh the shame, i downloaded "A Night in Paris", although it was purely for educational purposes. To examine the interaction between people from different social classes.
I must admit, these are odd.
I won't go to my barn after dark for fear of possums, bears, coyotes, coons, etc.
I'm terrified of frogs.
I'm totally obsessed with Nancy Drew.
I love to read. When I'm grounded, I'm not allowed to read.
I love long walks on the beach... wrong site ;P
I'm West Virginian and I don't speak like a hick... at least not all the time.
For a girl, I've done better than my dad at hunting wiht a rifle- I killed a 7 point whitetail deer when I was 10.
I plan to kill the 10 point I saw on the hill last week.
Awaiting deer season, rifle in hand.
I'm an African American man from Detroit.
I'm extremely patriotic and believe in God and Country.
I can't dance
I can't shoot a 3 pt jump shot if my life depended on it.
I hate rap music
I love Jazz.
I chose this avatar of a character from my favorite movie. "Arsenic & Old Lace"
haha Skip...I wasn't sure about the first one til I read the rest! And Sara, I'm kind of possum-o-phobic too. There's really nothing quite like coming home from a night at the pub to find one of those furry, pointy little bastards hissing at you from under a car.
Or barn. And the fact that you get reading-grounded is hilarious! Like, "if you can't beat them, beat their imagination" hilarious!
Squirreldroid and BigglerZ: all I can say is I don't do the gas station hot dog because they're cheapasses and SELDOM feature sequins on the condiment stand :P
Zoc will relate to this one: Every time the movie 'Bloodsport' comes on TV I watch it for at least an hour.
New: my aunt bought me a subscription to Tiger Beat magazine when I turned 12 and I sometimes worry about the signals I might have been sending her in the late 80s that somehow told her this was a good idea.
Secret confessions huh??? *looks around room*
alright i will tell you but you have to keep it on the down low....k.
I sometimes sneak an extra desert after dinner and everyones gone to bed.
I like old black and white movies.
But i never could watch all of Casablanca.
Growing up I was huge into Beach Blanket movies.. Had all of them taped.
I can sing all the songs to the Disney movie Pete's Dragon. *starts to hum*
and the worst yet... oh the horror...*hangs head in same* I didn't get my first kiss until i was almost 20..
okay now you know it ALLLL!
i swear if anyone finds out i will hunt you down and spread peanut butter all over you and tie you to a tree... hee hee... ohh no honey would be better..gets sticker...
*looks around again.. sneaks away..hopes no one saw her here.*
ha ha ha!!!! This is the funniest thread I've seen in like 5 minutes! Let's see..... my worst moments.
*I've never been able to stay awake long enough to watch The Godfather in
*I own the soundtrack to Animaniacs.
*I'm Mexican and I HATE menudo.
*I own a dance pad that goes to my PS2 and me and my boyfriend have dance-offs. While drinking Crystal Light.
*I start fights and ALWAYS get the crap beat out of me. I never win.
* I just turned in a poem in my English class about peeing on people.
I hope you all do not scorn me now.......
*bites fingernails nervously and resumes watching her Fraggle Rock video*
ok let's see. I to am a Canadian that dislikes hockey also. If I watch it is only to see the fights and I never cheer on our Maple Leafs.
I never let my daughter watch or have any Barney the purple dinosaur stuff do to my utter dislike for him.
I am deathly afraid of Fire (I won't even light a match to get the fire in the fireplace going), sharks (had a run in with a baby shark at the age of 15) and tornado's (no clue on this 1).
I've never watched Lord of the Rings
I've never had a proper boyfriend
I can sing all of the songs in Anastacia
I'm Scottish and I hate haggis
I once ate six bars of chocolate in a row
I weigh 12 stone
I hate Amanda
I want to be a bond girl
I rarely shave my legs
I pick my nose with my tongue
I get periods just like everyone else, I just don't talk about it!
(I'm a girl by the way)
This is good therapy