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Completed Missions

  • Packages Delivered: 32
  • Overdue Books Returned: 13
  • Nemeses Captured: 0
  • Secret Plans Revealed: 3
  • Artifacts Unearthed: 0
  • Journal Pages Found: 0
  • Brass Rings Won: 0

Detective Biography

The secret's finally out; I AM the man behind the curtain.

Riza: "*goes to touch box*

Molly Maltese and I are soulmates. True story, bro.

[nicnic] : ok adam. since you won't do our recruiting thread, will you at least come up with a slogan for your best friend and the woman who popped your child out of her vagina?
JasonArends: "Im just happy im not barbie hugger"
[Jason Arends] : i think i came in riza
I, Serges "Kickstab" McKnifeboot, have, for reasons beknownst to me and several others, retained the legal services of Longwater and Illicit (Adam Carter is a chav) to act as my co-counsels for purposes of publicly retracting any comments I may or may not make while participating in bar chat that may or may not be construed as offensive, ill-intended, or generally regarded as in bad taste, to anyone who may or may not be present at the time of such alleged comments. So there.

nephitism (neh'-fih-ti-zum) N. 1. A condition that compels a process of perpetual retirement and serial replacement of detectives by a single player who enjoys the game but struggles with the social aspects of it, leading them to suggest numerous enhancements for lone wolf detectives who are subscribed. Like the more familiar "Nepotism" it suggests a genealogical relevance, to the extent that what seems random and unique is in fact united by a common bloodline. May eventually lead to in-breeding.

[Jason Arends] : i just realized the women to men ratio in our agency
[Jason Arends] : looks like we're going to have a BLAST getting syphillis

[Eden Zweig] : lol im the goddam green hand guardian bro, of course i will
Wherein Biggie and I discuss waiting to hear from Ben...

[Serges] : but im not distracted... I want word from the heavens!
[Serges] : :)
[biggie528] : dont be silly hes not God
[biggie528] : God answers prayers ;)
I am SO the president of the Crunchpatty-is-a-smooth-mutha-shut-your-mouth-I'm-just-talking-about-Crunch-I-can-dig-it Fan Club. Rock on, mon capitan. Rock on.

SS is #1 on my list of man-love. Not in that prison movie kind of way though.

And to Rem, DaRu, and Nikkie... you're #1 in my book. Well, technically #1,2,3... if only there were a way to figure out the order...
[Serges] : illicit, say something spectacular right now, and youre in.
[Illicit] : Something spectacular
[Illicit] : YAY I am in
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Order o Socrates:  Fair(8)
Arcanum Brthrhd:  Fair(8)
Cosa Nostra:  Good(10)
Eastern Triads:  Fair(8)
Circle of Light:  Fair(9)
Green Hand:  Fair(9)
The Tea Steepers:  Great(70)
Shangri La Tigers:  Terrible(-70)


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Arch Villains

Winston "the Razor" Kowalski

Lady Sofia Severn

Wanjala "Two Tips" Lancaster

Colonel Silvanus Ackermann

Augustus "the Moth" Scroggs

Colonel Andreas Blood

Letitia "Monkey Face" Grimm

Anastasia "the Shadow" Wolf

Jack "the Viper" von Wrath

Hemlok "Monkey Face" Dimitrijevic

Mortimer "Matchstick" Rowe

Roderick "Knuckles" Glock

Godfrey "Machine Gun" Stone

Baronness Anastasia Grimm

Books Collected

The Mysterious Affair at Styles
Agatha Christie

The Hound of the Baskervilles
Arthur Conan Doyle

The Adventure of the Empty House
Arthur Conan Doyle

Martin Hewitt, Investigator
Arthur Morrison

The Mystery of Marie Roget
Edgar Allan Poe

A History of Indian Philosophy
Surendranath Dasgupta