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Old Shoe

Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.




Mar-16-2007 12:25

Detective Happy, I found this game through the Nancy Drew web page, too. And I'm 40.

Yoyo, yer scary, dude. And we never got a sheep's lung - I feel cheated!!

Will admit that I weaseled out of dissecting the frog, back in 8th grade. The smell of formaldehyde made me so nauseated that I took an extra art class that day, instead.

The extra art class was absolutely no help for me. I still can't draw.

Old Shoe

Apr-16-2007 00:39

So. My grandmother, who is perpetually noted as 'Nana' in my family lore pop-up book (skip the grandpa page, this is still a PG site) lives less than 5 blocks away from me in one of those Shay Acres retirement plaza deals. She's been there over a year.

Visited once. At christmas.

We ate some chocolate together.

Ceres Trajan
Ceres Trajan
Old Shoe

Apr-16-2007 09:48

This is an interesting thread from my point of view so here goes.

I'm a minister by profession.
I'm taking notes.
Crunch has some a portable confessional booth en route to his house as we speak.

On a more personal note:
I own and have read all of the Little House On the Prairie novels...
I watch home remodeling/redecorating shows obsessively
I was captain of the football team in HS, but hated playing because I was lazy.
I have NEVER watched Titanic due to a personal boycott of movies to which I know the ending.

Old Shoe

Apr-16-2007 09:56

*falls on knees and prays the porta-guilt short bus will look even a little like the popemobile*

Sometimes I grade students better if I like them.
I'm starting to hate What Not To Wear less.
I'll drink to avoid driving if I feel like it.

Ceres Trajan
Ceres Trajan
Old Shoe

Apr-16-2007 15:47

The cadre padre have forwarded your confession and your contrition is duly noted.

I have tried the Adkins diet only because it allows me to eat copious amounts of red meat.
If my wife isn't home, then all articles of loose clothing go into the "dirty clothes basket" because it's easier for her to wash, dry and put them up than for me to just put them up.
I prefer Nashville Star to American Idol.
I prefer barium enemas to American Idol.

Vampiric Lust
Vampiric Lust

Apr-16-2007 21:31

I have a complete nervous breakdown when I see Yoshi from Mario.
I secretly still like DREAM and Aaron Carter.
When my sister isn't home, I pour water on her laptop.
I stole from my afterschool daycare in 3rd grade because I really liked the Beanie Babies the lady had.
I cheated on a big report in 6th grade.
I hate most of the people I hang out with.
I lie about being sick so I have more days to do reports.
I used to cut myself with glass bottle caps with the edges and various metal objects.
I act hyper at school to get attention.
I label others and hypocrite them for labeling me.
I enjoy the smell of Sharpies and got accidently high off them before.
I think my Social Studies teacher is hot.
I tell my friend Michelle when I'm on the bus, that I "had a bad day and need to listen to my music" so I don't have to talk to her, sometimes.
I act more mature on this site than I really am.

Ummm... Can't think of anything else at the moment. :)

Vampiric Lust
Vampiric Lust

Apr-16-2007 21:38

Oh, and Crunch, Bob Saget is awesome.


I love the song he's featured in about him called "Ridin' With Saget".

Lucky Stiff

Apr-17-2007 04:47

I'll drink to avoid driving if I feel like it.

I do that too! (or at least, thats the excuse for my copious amounts of drinking)

Old Shoe

Apr-17-2007 05:08

I secretly dream about being a spy/PI. (I'm male what can I say)

Ceres Trajan
Ceres Trajan
Old Shoe

Apr-17-2007 06:52

I threw away my 7th grade report card from the final 6 weeks because I had a "D" in a subject.
I was throwing rocks from our newly paved parking lot high into the air and one of them came down on the hood of a brand new 5th Avenue, leaving a golf-ball sized church. I hid.
I still count Fletch and Fletch Lives among the all-time great comedic contributions to the film world.

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