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Oct-1-2006 08:34

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.

Post the sentence.

Oct-2-2006 15:30

I danced with a pickle because that's the way I roll... (I need to book an apointment with my shrink)

Oct-2-2006 15:44

I smoked my sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
My poor, poor sister!
Thanks, I needed the laugh... and the tears... and the hiccups! :-D

Oct-2-2006 15:52

I choked on a permanent marker because i'm sexy and do what i want.

Ahhhh so true :)

Oct-2-2006 16:00

I choked on your mom because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Am I really that sexy? :)

Oct-2-2006 19:48

I have officially changed my bday to May 9 and my shirt color to blue since I just want to say this and my actual thing stunk like the bottom of Bobo's cage:

I choked on my best friend's boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Oct-2-2006 19:59

I kicked a Mexican because I'm cool like that.

Oct-2-2006 20:12

Well apparently I'm not much an animal lover:

I dry humped a squirrel because I was high.

Oct-2-2006 20:32

Hey be nice to squirrels kids! Though I'm pretty sure Greyling just copied hers straight out of her diary.

Oct-2-2006 20:46

I dont know how you figure msnichelle wasnt nice SS.....lol

Oct-2-2006 21:19

*ouch* azn you hurt me when you kicked me...

dont worry SS youll have more kids! :D