Sleuth Home - Detective Ms Helen

Director - Ascent of the Phoenix

Title:		Con Artist
Experience:		21074450
Archetype:		Very Charming
Age:		6547 days
Gender:		female
Background:		Retired Lawyer
Sleuth Theme:		Secret #3
Last Login:		Aug-8-2017
Account Status:		Editor
Subscription Status:		Unsubscribed
Community:		Post History

Equipment

Completed Missions

• Packages Delivered: 52
• Overdue Books Returned: 59
• Nemeses Captured: 0
• Secret Plans Revealed: 3
• Artifacts Unearthed: 4
• Journal Pages Found: 7
• Brass Rings Won: 29

Detective Biography

Clandestine Socialite

Equally at home at the grandest of high society balls or the dingiest of back alley watering holes, Ms Helen's talents as a master of disguise make her able to blend into any scene. Her natural charm puts everyone from the highest platforms to the dourest, dregs of society at ease making everyone easy pray if they wrong her.

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hit 21 miliion - 25th june 2017
hit 20 million - 14th april 2017
hit 19 million (exactly) - 20th february 2017
hit 18 million - 20th august 2016
hit 17 million - 1st august 2016
hit 16 million - 20th august 2012
hit 15 million - 30th july 2012
hit 14 million - 6th july 2012
hit 13 million - 5th june 2012
hit 12 million - 22nd april 2010
hit 11 million - 29th march 2010
hit 10 million - 28th october 2009
hit 9 million - 12th may 2009
hit 8 million - 30th march 2009
hit 7 million - 3rd december 2008
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[Arabella Parker] : lol, I can picture the little squirrelly paws, typing like mad.. the little eyes darting back and forth...

[Arabella Parker] : Helen misses her man by talking about breaking, biting and squashing Nuts... I think I feel sorry for her mister.

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[Adam Carter] : Why bother trying when you're already screwed?

[Adam Carter] : Nobody tries with me anymore... everytime they get close I just move the goalposts a bit further away...

[Adam Carter] : "I'll do more than assault you, I'll a-pepper ya"

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SAMBUCA IS THE DEVIL

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Biggie thinks she knows about the Queens English, Ha, she knows nothing. I had to write a dummies guide just for her...

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Ever heard the $0.30 story

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SS's AVL trash talk

[Secret_Squirrel] : hey Sleuthbot don't dish it out til you're on top of the table looking down your nose at all those you've whipped before
[Secret_Squirrel] : ok yes that reads kinda weird... if you are imagining a squirrel on top of a table dressed up in a dominatrix outfit weilding a cat-o'nine tails DON'T
[Adam Carter] : luckily its a female squirrel
[Secret_Squirrel] : yeah you're right... dominatrix outfit... where would i put my nuts?
[Adam Carter] : over your shoulders
[Secret_Squirrel] : that's a stretch
[Secret_Squirrel] : literally and metaphorically

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Politics

Contacts

Tailor (New York)
Fortune Teller (New York)
Bartender (London)
Barber (London)
Stage Manager (Shanghai)
Calligraphist (Shanghai)
Podiatrist (Delhi)
Missionary (Delhi)
Shoemaker (Cairo)
Baker (Cairo)
Bartender (Sleuthetania)
Chief Purser (Sleuthetania)

Arch Villains

Rex "Left Foot" Dvorkin
Captured

Judge Joaquim Minx
Captured

Karl "the Giant" Adler
Captured

Count Laszlo Ackermann
Captured

Philbert "No-Hand" Buranek
Captured

Baron Zoltan Boynton
Captured

Magistrate Alexander Scroggs
Captured

Admiral Tabitha von Dreyst
Captured

Count Vincent Severn
Captured

Lady Tabitha Rowe
Captured

Elvira "the Moth" Boucher
Captured

Caesar "the Spider" Glock
Captured

Admiral Letitia Mahendra
Captured

Electra "Needles" Claw
Captured

Lucinda "Knuckles" Mahendra
Captured

Rex "Two Thumbs" Belphegore
Captured

Doctor Julius Thorn
Captured

Captain Abdul Aryaman
Captured

Caesar "the Dragon" Boucher
Captured

Salome "the Beetle" von Wrath
Captured

Captain Roderick Derringer
Captured

Xavier "Two Thumbs" Xu
Captured

Veda "Machine Gun" Rowe
Captured

Colonel Carmen Drake
Captured

Cynthia "the Lizard" Wolf
Captured

Admiral Mortimer Stone
Failed

Professor Ursula Glock
Failed

Andreas "Babyface" Minx
Failed

Books Collected

The Mysterious Affair at Styles
Agatha Christie

Secret Adversary
Agatha Christie

The Hound of the Baskervilles
Arthur Conan Doyle

A Scandal in Bohemia
Arthur Conan Doyle

The Adventure of the Empty House
Arthur Conan Doyle

Martin Hewitt, Investigator
Arthur Morrison

The Mystery of Marie Roget
Edgar Allan Poe

The Murders in the Rue Morgue
Edgar Allan Poe

The Circle of Fire
Michael Bagen

A History of Indian Philosophy
Surendranath Dasgupta

There Once was a Gumshoe
Various Authors

The Epic Ode
Various Authors

The Moonstone
Wilkie Collins