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Lady Ruby Caplan
Lady Ruby Caplan

Oct-1-2006 08:34

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.

Post the sentence.



Oct-3-2006 08:12

I danced with my brother because I couldnt control

Old Shoe

Oct-3-2006 10:09

*actually changed clothes to make mine less sucky*

I danced with a phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Oh yeah. But it was a phone booth, really, so mostly just a lot of awkward grinding...

Peach Pearl
Peach Pearl

Oct-3-2006 18:37

I'm putting my friends in this one =)

I dry humped a phone because because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Her's is way funnier than mine =)

Agent Canady
Agent Canady

Oct-3-2006 19:09

I san to a squirrel because the voices told me to.

Agent Canady
Agent Canady

Oct-3-2006 19:12

that is suppose to be I "sang" to a squirrel


Oct-3-2006 22:40

I choked on a gangster because I was drunk.
I told him to warn me.....guys are so inconsiderate.

Jacqui Malone
Jacqui Malone

Oct-4-2006 00:53

I murdered my cell phone because I was drunk.

Bartender! Keep the drinks coming and find me another phone!! :)

Old Shoe

Oct-4-2006 01:14

pshh Cenoe...screaming "BLING BABY BLING" shoulda been warning enough...gotta stop drop and roll when you hear that, y'know?

Old Shoe

Oct-4-2006 01:19

woohoo, I kicked Chuck Norris...and that makes me pretty darn tough!

Safety Officer

Oct-6-2006 08:23

a mindless 'bump' (sorry sush) for anyone who hasn't had a go at this yet :)

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