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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Kevin Greene
Old Shoe
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Oct-19-2007 20:35
Crunchpatty: You never blushed, and now your flushed. Down the toilet. :-)
Dead People's Skin :-) : You have Spiderman's powers, but then you screw up and fall of a building. And die. :-)
I wish I could fart whenever I want to. :-)
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Alleluia
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Oct-20-2007 01:52
You gain the ability to fart at your own accord, however it becomes a sick addiction. You crave to relieve yourself more than anyone else wishes.
Soon, friends and even loved ones get tired of your "pull my finger" jokes, and you have to cut back cutting it* ;)
I wish Johnny Depp would come out of the poster on my cubical and sit on my lap.
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Maria South
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Oct-20-2007 13:26
Johnny Depp comes out of your poster and sits on your lap, then turns green and scaley, with purple eyes and many teeth. You then wake up to a fresh pile of paper work sitting on your desk and an angry boss because you fell asleep on the job.
I wish I coudl use chop sticks.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Oct-21-2007 00:55
You are a chop stick ninja. Take that, stir fry! Unfortunately, the very second your manual dexterity reaches its long-awaited apex, you develop a seven-year hankering for the most un-chopstickable food ever: gravy-soaked tacos. When the little Taco Bell chihuahua comes over for lunch you get really embarrassed because when he sees you trying to eat a wet taco with chopsticks he yaps, alerting your neighbors to your shame.
I wish I had a money tree.
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Apolla
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Oct-26-2007 13:46
*$*$*$* poofses $*$*$
you have a money tree but the only thing it produces is conterfit money and when you try to pass it off at a store you get arrested and put in a sanitarium because you can stop ranting abokut the money tree in your back yard given to you by a little fairy.
I wish that I knew everything in the world.
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Kevin Greene
Old Shoe
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Oct-26-2007 16:42
***ZIP ZANG ZONG ZING! Apolla knows everything! Give her knowledge, oh spirits unfurled, let her know everything in the world!***
You know everything in the world, but then you wonder about outside the world. It becomes unbearable, and you then steal a spaceship, and know how to run it, and go search outer space. Then, you become so preoccupied with learning out there, you forget to refuel your ship. You ship runs out of gas and then becomes unresponsive, and you can't turn it away from the giant rock of Cratz that you just discovered. The gravity of the planet pulls you in, and you explode on the surface. The explosion destroys the planet as well, and sends a backlash all the way to Earth, and Earth and the sun and everything explodes as well!
Good going! ;-)
I wish I would sprout wings and be able to fly.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Oct-26-2007 17:21
Shwing! Sprout! Noise!
You TOTALLY sprout wings! Sadly, you had to go to the island of Doctor Moreau to get 'em, so they're not so much 'sprouted' as they are 'grafted on'. And unconventionally located too: one on each buttock. They work though, you can fly... but it's all sort of like an airborne doggy-style thing. Fortunately you had a little work done on your ankles while you were there which is handy, cause that's what you're staring at while you hump your way through the friendly skies :)
I wish I had a stylish doggie.
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Talianna Periwinkle
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Oct-31-2007 09:35
Bippidy-Bobbidy-Bog! You've receeved a dog!
And a very stylish one, is he! In fact, it's soon plain to see;
He's much more stylish than YOU! Horrible, strange, but TRUE!
Soon all the ladies adore your dog! And to them, you're nothing more than a log!
I wish I was better at rhyming with poems!
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Apolla
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Nov-2-2007 13:27
*@*No need for tears
magick to sooth your fears!!*@*
You become Doctor Suess, Unfortunatly he's dead and therefore you are too.
I wish I could live My life all over again knowing everything I do now.
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Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Narrator
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Nov-6-2007 17:38
You get to live your life all over again knowing everything you do now. Unfortunately you forgot to wish for the ability to change your past. You get to relive all the worst moments of you life, knowing they are coming, but you are completly powerless to change it. Did Aunt Martha's mystery meatloaf really taste this bad the first time around? Yes!
I wish I could silence the voices in my head......Shhhhhh!
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