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Ask a Q, Get a Lousy A!
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Talianna Periwinkle
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Sep-8-2007 19:16
Okay, I got this game from some other message board...
Basically, you ask a question that usually regards Sleuth (but it doesn't have to) and the next person has to answer that question with something that probably doesn't even answer your question, or is just some silly answer (oh, and that person than asks a question)
For Example:
RandomGrl123: Why do suspects keep clamming up on me?
SomeGuy456: Because they want you to go away so that they can secretly plot your death...
Why must I subscribe to travel?
HomoSapien: Because the money is used to make paper dolls.
Where..... Blah blah blah
Get it? Cool! I'll start...
Whose shadow is looming over the Sleuth Light in the banner/theme?
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Simon Quince
Freedom Fighter
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Mar-13-2011 16:06
A. They only have mates until after they've been worn once. After that, they can't stand the smell of each other, which is why the divorce rate is so high. That way they can search out new mates. It's a known fact that socks are not monogamous.
Q. When do they begin Daylight Savings Time?
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Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe
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Mar-15-2011 16:50
A. When Moonlight Savings Time ends, of course!
Q. If the 1st rule of plumbing is stuff runs downhill, and the 1st rule of electrical work is always turn off the power, what is the 1st rule of carpentry?
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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Mar-16-2011 09:24
Avoid hitting your thumb.
Where have all the flowers gone?
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Ordo Ab Chao
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Mar-20-2011 06:13
A. All flowers were used for a Love Spell casted on Peter O'Neil recently.
Q. How many chromosomes does an ant have?
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Akira Sensei
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Apr-13-2011 18:52
A. Forty-four less than humans, with the exception of "LJ" who has forty-three more than an ant.
Q. What is the most toxic known organism on earth?
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Cyril Banks
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Apr-14-2011 01:32
hot pockets are a type of bacteria that are considered the most harmful.
If peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers what did his wife have for lunch?
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Ordo Ab Chao
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Apr-15-2011 16:00
A. She had roasted fennel, salad with tarragon tomato vinaigrette,
parma ham, bresaola, salami, panchetta ham, roasted vegetables and grissini brad sticks and grilled tunafish, green salad, sugarsnap pea, courgette, sprouts, coriander and pickled mushrooms...
Q. Adam and Eve and Pinch-me went down to the river to bathe,
Adam and Eve were drowned.Who d'you think was saved?
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Akira Sensei
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Apr-18-2011 23:11
A. Adam and Eve. Pinch-me revived Adam and Eve by pulling them ashore and pinching them until they regained consciousness. Their son, Cane, in retribution for the contusions sustained by his parents, punched out Pinch-me with several blows to the head with a rock.
Q. Why do dogs chase their tails, knowing full well that they are attached to their bodies?
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Cyril Banks
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Apr-18-2011 23:41
As in humans, some dogs are insecure about their size. A human may wish to be taller, in dogs this manifests itself in length. A dog may wish to one day catch his tail and tug on it, stretching his body to all new lengths and an elevated level of confidence to boot.
Will their ever be another big update that draws everybody back in to sleuth noir?
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Akira Sensei
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Apr-20-2011 13:27
A. Yes, of course! The Admins have decided to hold a contest that pays money! They will be paying $1500 to the winner of their latest contest, "Who has the largest muscles on their avatar?" The pay out will be as follows in: 1 orange $500 bill; 4 yellow $100 bills; 6 blue $50 bills; 10 green (huh, imagine that) $20 bills; 9 pink $5 bills; and 10 white $1 bills. Hey! That's almost like real money!
Q. Since we half froze to death this winter, I wonder if meteorologists will predict that the somewhat brisk air will carry over into summer, and we will have a comfortable 4th of July?
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