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Talianna Periwinkle
Talianna Periwinkle

Sep-8-2007 19:16

Okay, I got this game from some other message board...

Basically, you ask a question that usually regards Sleuth (but it doesn't have to) and the next person has to answer that question with something that probably doesn't even answer your question, or is just some silly answer (oh, and that person than asks a question)

For Example:

RandomGrl123: Why do suspects keep clamming up on me?

SomeGuy456: Because they want you to go away so that they can secretly plot your death...
Why must I subscribe to travel?

HomoSapien: Because the money is used to make paper dolls.
Where..... Blah blah blah

Get it? Cool! I'll start...

Whose shadow is looming over the Sleuth Light in the banner/theme?

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Apolla
Apolla

Nov-4-2007 12:28

Because it would probibly be offensive to call it a Vaginal Colony.

Why are people generally selfish?

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Nov-6-2007 01:28

Eh, it's due to a chemical imbalance in the vaginal colon, or as I call it, the hive o' strive. At least when I'm dressed like an Irish bee. Which basically means, I coated myself with wax before I lathered up with a boxful of lucky charms. And we like it too!

*Dowses everyone with a pail full of read-the-rules water 'cause, really, it's supposed to be sleuth-like questions*

Can I please have a magic crab as a special, personalized piece of equipment? I hate to ask because I know it makes me sound shellfish :P

(It doesn't have to sing and dance like that one from 'The Little Mermaid'. I mean...yeah, if it does, that's a bonus, but it doesn't have to...I'm easy).

Ooooh. Preferably not as a hat accessory. Last thing I need is to be rubbing my shoplifted Lady Secret into the scalp. I heard it causes baldness, even though it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman. Hehe, I said Buttmaid.

Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Narrator

Nov-6-2007 17:43

Sorry, but someone left all the crabs out of the fridge over the weekend and....well I'm sure you get the idea.

Why can't we travel to Australia to solve cases?

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Nov-6-2007 23:27

Because there is no crime there!! Trust me, it has something to do with Rincewind, and going back in time, and hanging out with Death in a jail cell. I dunno, I'm all confused about how that works. Do I look like a wizard to you?

Crunchpatty... "usually regards Sleuth (but it doesn't have to)"
But I still wuv you, you crazy clown man! Yeah, that should help you sleep at night..

Since all the best gear is given from favours, how do the detective shops manage to stay in business?

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Nov-7-2007 00:04

*Dowses Annika with a pail full of semantics and oil of his own hypocrisy*

Oh, and...umm. Cat paws. Because it's hard to break character. My bad :)

There's a secret link that opens up a cash-cow crackhouse, where you get to be the resident Escobar. It works like the Lucy one, but since crack messes with the nervous system, none of us can be bothered to hold the pointer over any one location for all that long. We gots chocolate to eat and plans to make, dammit! The detective shops, much to the chagrin of our brown-ringed mouths, are clean and sober and raking in the loot.

Is the coffee really that good in Cairo?

Scarletta Jones
Scarletta Jones

Nov-9-2007 18:01

*scoff* Of course not! Argentina's got the best coffee, and they import it all to NYC. That's how it came to be known as "the city that never sleeps!"

Why can't this place let you have theme music? I mean, wouldn't it be cool to hear the James Bond theme playing as you accuse someone of murdering their aunt? Spell it with me: s-w-e-e-t!

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Nov-9-2007 21:51

Umm, because theme music on a site can be annoying, if you want background music play it manually!

What good is knowing a note is from a right handed person when all suspects are right handed?

lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Nov-9-2007 23:24

Knowing that you have to ask the note contact about all your suspects! Sorry, couldn't resist :D


What good is having a foot contact when some cases' evidence is all hair?

Brady Quinn
Brady Quinn
Big Winner

Nov-9-2007 23:41

Ok, now in the spirit of what this thread is get a lousy answer , I offer the following:

Because Pittsburgh Sucks! Go Browns

Can someone give me a beer?, sorry I rephrase, will someone give me a beer?



lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Nov-9-2007 23:47

Yes, someone may be able to get you a beer, whether they will or not is up to them. Will I? No... you can do without it :D


Why must Shady be so shady?

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