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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-30-2007 23:10

Motion: Annika
Second: crunchpatty

We, the undersigned formally request that:

In recognition of a socially ostracizing obesity epidemic in North America, and the attendant lawsuits sure to be visited by civil rights activists upon Sleuth, Hypothetical Software, and its umbrella company, Pfizer Pharmaceuticals, and

For pure unadulterated mirth,

The character heretofore referred to as "Big Lucy" be swept off to 27 days of self-esteem camp run by failed psychiatrists who wear too much makeup somewhere in an idyllic setting preferably in a mountain town with goats and a stream nearby, and earn the bulk of their living appearing on syndicated talk shows about bulimic bullies hosted by first-name-only "Doctors"; and

Then reintegrated into the community as

"Big Boned Lucy".

(We understand that this may cause problems for daily operations at the cabaret, and nominate Fat-Ass Larry as her temporary stand-in).

Signed,

crunchpatty



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Longwater
Longwater

May-1-2007 12:01

I propose a motion to strike the afore mentioned motion on behalf of the FAP (Fat And Proud) organization. We at FAP are in favor of fatter America. Big Lucy should be allowed to cavort in all her lardy glory, wearing whatever skin tight tube top she wishes, and the clingiest lycra shorts available.

These camps are nothing but right wing propaganda and meant to scuttle fat America out of the foreground of society. We won't tolerate it and we stand firm (or sit if we get a bit winded) in our plight against the injustice lashed towards us by the skinny.

-Head Lard Butt

Big Lucy
Big Lucy

May-1-2007 13:51

Y'all can kiss my big-boned behind. I am and always will be Big Lucy. Ain't nothing wrong with my self-esteem or my healthy curves. Next time you want to go around changing people's names, maybe you should ask the fat lady in question.

Crunchpatty, you can take your "Imma not good enough" camp and shove it right up your Canadian exposure.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

May-1-2007 14:15

Rock on girlfriend, you tell that skinny Canadian wimp what's up!

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

May-2-2007 01:07

UGH! Okay, see this proves my theory: Americaners don't trust foreigners. Especially when they come from other countriers!
Y'all don't read good. I wasn't saying you needed to trim down, or calling for a fat camp, Lulu (although I wonder how much longer you can pull off buying Tankinis from the 'Husky' aisle at GapKids and passing them off as negligee) - cause frankly, I'd be outta there on a raft made out of pork rinds after the first tofu-based dessert.

That was Ara. SO sit on HER!

MY point was to re-brand heftiness as something bigger and better than a name on a garbage bag. But as a clearly closeted self-loathing BBW, the cholesterol in your eyes seems to have clouded your vision. Go on back to the Camembert-et, have a snack and a nap and come back when you're good and ready.

So what about this petition? Kids - seriously- it ain't over till the big boned lady sings :)

*Rocks on a skinny wimpy Canadian girlfriend*

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

May-2-2007 02:21

Look if we are going to empower people with a name change I'd like to move amotion that the artiste formerly known as crunchpatty be now known as RumbleBurger. Twice the noise, and err ten times the meat.

Special_K
Special_K
Lucky Stiff

May-2-2007 04:02

*votes for Crotchparty*

Ceres Trajan
Ceres Trajan
Old Shoe

May-2-2007 10:32

Your vote is recognized K, but discounted due to your history of consistantly voting for "Crotchparty" regardless of the issue being decided.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

May-2-2007 10:49

damn...touche

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