Sleuth Home - Detective Longwater

Title:
Sleuth
Experience:
2074700
Archetype:
Very Tough
Age:
5499 days
Gender:
male
Background:
Reformed Burglar
Sleuth Theme:
Flat Black
Last Login:
May-30-2020
Account Status:
Inactive
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Equipment

Ma Jong Set Bulls Head Pipe Hardboiled Mysterious Gentleman Rattlesnake Cowboy Boots

Completed Missions

  • Packages Delivered: 11
  • Overdue Books Returned: 11
  • Nemeses Captured: 0
  • Secret Plans Revealed: 1
  • Artifacts Unearthed: 0
  • Journal Pages Found: 0
  • Brass Rings Won: 0

Detective Biography

Longwater is the grandson of the personal accountant of S. Truett Cathy (the founder of Chick-fil-a.)

Please direct any and all questions regarding what my client, Serges, may or may not have said in bar chat to me or co-counsel Adam Carter. As it stands now I firmly stand by my stance of, "No comment!"

"The Hitchhikers - If you got it, you probably deserved it."

I'm not from your country.

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CAKE OR DEATH?!?

I'll take the cake please.

Very well, give him cake. YOU, CAKE OR DEATH?!?

Cake for me too.

Very well, give him cake too....we're gonna run out of cake at this rate. CAKE OR DEATH?!?

Death please....no, no cake.

You said death first aah aah. Cake or death.

Cake please.

Well, we're outta cake. We only had three bits and didn't expect such a rush.

So my choice is "or death?" I'll have the chicken please.

Tastes of human sir. Thank you for flying Church of England, Cake or Death.

I had the vegetarian....

There you are Mr. Hitler, you nazi S#%^head.

Politics

Order o Socrates:  Poor(-3)
Arcanum Brthrhd:  Poor(-3)
Cosa Nostra:  Poor(-1)
Eastern Triads:  Neutral(0)
Circle of Light:  Fair(9)
Green Hand:  Fair(8)
The Tea Steepers:  Great(40)
Shangri La Tigers:  Terrible(-40)

Contacts

Butcher (New York)
Banker (New York)
Barber (London)
Shoe Maker (Shanghai)
Fish Monger (Shanghai)
Tailor (Delhi)
Bartender (Delhi)
Rug Merchant (Cairo)
Waitress (Cairo)

Arch Villains

Sir Xiao Chen Panzer
Captured

Abdul "the Snake" Aryaman
Captured

Count Nox Rowe
Captured

Captain Wanjala Wanstrath
Captured

Achan "Needles" Mahendra
Captured

Dasharath "the Beetle" Derringer
Captured

Xenia "Two Thumbs" von Dreyst
Captured

Bella "Crazy Eyes" Moriarty
Captured

Lord Philbert Dimitrijevic
Captured

Doctor Aurelia Panzer
Captured

Godfrey "the Snake" Severn
Captured

Tabitha "the Squeak" Grimm
Failed

Books Collected

The Mysterious Affair at Styles
Agatha Christie

The Adventure of the Empty House
Arthur Conan Doyle

The Hound of the Baskervilles
Arthur Conan Doyle

Martin Hewitt, Investigator
Arthur Morrison

The Mystery of Marie Roget
Edgar Allan Poe

The Murders in the Rue Morgue
Edgar Allan Poe

Vox Imperium
Michael Bagen

A History of Indian Philosophy
Surendranath Dasgupta