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Completed Missions

  • Packages Delivered: 11
  • Overdue Books Returned: 3
  • Nemeses Captured: 0
  • Secret Plans Revealed: 0
  • Artifacts Unearthed: 0
  • Journal Pages Found: 0
  • Brass Rings Won: 0

Detective Biography

The Very Best of Bar Chat!

[M. Lacrimosa] : Oh my....Molly's got a penis?
[Molly Maltese] : -_-
[Molly Maltese] : no, Mollys got friction

[Molly Maltese] : contents of my pants
[Molly Maltese] : are in bios worldwide

[Andiyana] : so i am giving making cookies and going to the gym like equal consideration right now

[Serges] : if im not teamed with biggie ill take my ball and go home.
[Serges] : i'll go home SO HARD

[Molly Maltese] : my fine ass is all ready for favors

[Special_K] : we are like the worst stalkers ever
[Serges] : or are we the best detectives ever?
[Serges] : ...probably that first thing.
[Special_K] : no i think either way we really kinda suck

Longwater: Di che cosa stai parlando, Willis?

[Jason Arends] : i must move to africa now
[biggie528] : hey...want to come home and see my giraffe?
[Jason Arends] : like sup ladies wanna see my giraffe? ;)
[Andiyana] : i know a guy with a tiger
[biggie528] : ok THATS the best pickup line ever

I heart Cougah! :)

"The Hitchhikers - If you got it, you probably deserved it."

A nicer, sweeter reincarnation of Biggie....

Werberism: similar to a cult, but without the charismatic leader.

Werbered: getting items and/or cash stolen from your agency. Some would say Werber, himself, has been recently werbered. All I can say to that is, you got whats coming kid.

Logan: If it was easier to change our agency name, i'm sure we would now be called "Cocky Treasure Whores, Inc."

AndreaX: Viva los hootchkickers!

Kahlo: maybe we can have an "evacuation time" set up for them so they don't blow their wads prematurely :)


Order o Socrates:  Good(10)
Arcanum Brthrhd:  Poor(-1)
Cosa Nostra:  Poor(-2)
Eastern Triads:  Poor(-2)
Circle of Light:  Fair(8)
Green Hand:  Fair(6)
The Tea Steepers:  Great(45)
Shangri La Tigers:  Terrible(-45)


Music Teacher (New York)
Tailor (New York)
Waiter (London)
Barber (London)
Shoe Maker (Shanghai)
Waitress (Shanghai)
Holy Man (Delhi)
Tailor (Delhi)
Barber (Cairo)

Arch Villains

Emir Theodorus Stone

Dame Sabina Drake

Lord Lazarus St. John

Baron Ludwig Boucher

Books Collected

The Mysterious Affair at Styles
Agatha Christie

A Scandal in Bohemia
Arthur Conan Doyle

A History of Indian Philosophy
Surendranath Dasgupta