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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-8-2007 23:57

Ahh springtime...romance is in the air...

Oh wait, that's dander and pollen...

No I was right! It *IS* romance!

It has been quite astutely pointed out to me (by someone who wishes to remain anonymous because he does not want to appear to be "on the prowl for sleuth meat") that we lack a good "Sleuthy couples" game. Pretty simple stuff here...someone throws out a name, someone else suggests someone who would be a good match (and a reason, please... likes/dislikes; chance of successful breeding; known allergies; cankle fetishes, etc), then suggests another name.

Like this:

Adam Carter

Now, you're probably all just soooooo sure i'm gonna call Ms. Helen out here. And I could...they both understand a 'cornish pastie' to be something OTHER than what the Jolly Green Giant covers his nipples with when he's pole dancing...ho ho ho!

But their love, I gather, is purely Platonic (which to me means triggered by togas, which sadly are not yet an approved coat), so I'm going in another direction. Adam, for thee, I choose this person:

http://noir.playsleuth.com/detective/detective.spy?id=187021

(reasons'll be clear in a sec...:) )

That was just for showsies, so Adam's still in play.

Get it? Good!

OH one more rule: NO REAL COUPLES!
OH OH! One more other rule: RL relationship status is irrelevant! Everyone's fair game when the lights are low :)

*spins the sleuth wheel of love*

ladies and gentlemen, your first bachelor or bachelorette is *squints*:

Lulah!

(take it away, Al-Qahirah! And take your time. We at SMRT don't mind a bit :P )

Get your vicarious freak on!


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Farm A Sea
Farm A Sea
Old Shoe

Apr-18-2007 10:18

Since Secret Squirrel has been taken care of, the next person up for matching is:

Biggie528.
She's hawt -so I'm told, so she'll need someone to cool her down.

Amanda92
Amanda92

Apr-18-2007 15:51

I think Serges is good for Biggie

*ducks*

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Apr-18-2007 16:51

I hear she likes younger men, what about yoyo? If she likes to pick her flowers before they wilt and fail, well young yoyo is in err full bloom. Here's biggies big chance to take a fresh malleable youth, naive to the ways of the world, and totally corru... err I mean mould him into the likeness of her own image. Prepare to be dragged down in Roasting Pit 5 yoyo... see you there!

Special_K
Special_K
Lucky Stiff

Apr-19-2007 20:36

I resent the implication that I would try to make anyone into my likeness. Some would consider it a public service that I try to instill my charm, intelligence, love of a good time and gaddamn secksiness in someone else more impressionable than myself :)

ANDREAX, youre SO up. Lets give the girl a good man for her birthday!

Violet Parr
Violet Parr
Thespian

Apr-20-2007 02:21

Barry Grant!

Need I say more? Let's attempt turning the RPG romance into reality ;)

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Apr-20-2007 08:55

*blushes uncontrollably*

I'm totally putting cfm on he auction block.

Have at it guys...u know u want to!

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-21-2007 01:15

UGH! hands off my cougah!

Totally introduces a genital leprosy pizza boy twist into the RP threads.

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Apr-21-2007 01:28

A genital leprosy pizza boy?!?! How the hell am I s'pposed to write around that little bombshell???? Crunch, you are so tiger bait.... ;-)

Farm A Sea
Farm A Sea
Old Shoe

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nicnic
nicnic
Battered Shoe

Apr-28-2007 02:35

How about we find a match for Breit? Let's say she gets tired of David and is looking for a new love baby?

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