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Dec-6-2006 18:59

Nobody cares what you're really doing! So make something kooky up!

WHUT UUUUP?

Like, I'm on a laptop computer right now, but like, I don't own a laptop computer. I totally ran into a computer store and stole it off the table five minutes ago, and they totally called the cops and as I type this, three squad cars are chasing me! But they'll never catch me, because I have a vial of my patented invisibility juice <GULP> YEAH BAYBEE I'M INVISIBLE!

WHUT UUUUPPP?

Dec-28-2006 04:57

I just got back from the past but I think I messed up the whole space-time continuum thingie and I think I altered the events for the future. See I took my laptop and my Treo - gotta stay connected. I was trying to redo my 1st year in Air Force when the Government found out I had "special equipment". They wanted from weapon development I said no way so thay stole it and tried to lock me up. There was a struggle and all of a sudded another one of me appeard, she, I mean I or me anyway BackInTheDay Farm A Sea shot them with animal tranquilizers. We ran away right into my 'timewarp spinning hole thinga ma bob in the air'. I landed right here infront of my computer. She, um me 2, don't quite know what to call her is in my kitchen making toast.

Now all I have to do is convince my mom she had twins.

WHAT UUUPP?

Dec-28-2006 05:30

I have a question....

When you (she) shot them with animal tranquilizers, did they do the slow mo fall down going N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O?

Dec-28-2006 06:14

startin' to think handing out traquilizers as part of the subscription package wouldn't be such a bad idea...

Dec-28-2006 06:19

*starts a petition*

Biggie528

Dec-28-2006 09:57

Dude, I'm all over that like a fat kid on a Smartie. Ooh, they should give out Smarties, too!

AraLives

Dec-29-2006 00:02

Dude i have a total issue with the term "going out". Liek seriously who care sif you're "going out", like you aren't even going out half the time! It would seem that if you were going to be "going out" with someone you'd at least be off on a date with them not hooking up at parties and at movies, come on seriously people these days are so juvenile! Well i suppose that is just my little problem with the current generation.....ugh.
And lets continue this petition the proper way.

Biggie528
AraLives
Johnboy

Dec-29-2006 01:13

So I rolled up at my local drive through, you know, rocking the '91 red toyota like I do, because my whip is UNIQUE and TIGHT, yo, and up comes some bouncy freeloading chick in a bunny suit asking me if I'm gonna finish my fries. I'm all, like "Boing and keep boinging, yo, these frizzles is mizzles" cause you know you gotta keep that fry hand strong and she was probably so far up the Atkins she was farting turkey feathers anyways, and I can't even BE counting carbs on a gravy covered abacus. Anyways the whole thing messed me up and now I don't remember if I asked the salesteen for a boy toy or a girl toy>But I jsut pulled the assembly instructions outta my sock and it says I gotta put prong A in slot B...I think that's kinda secksi

*old pantless man drool*

Hey Sonny! Kids these days!!!

WHUT UUUUPPP?

Biggie528
AraLives
Johnboy
crunchpatty

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Mar-29-2007 07:55

So, where is Al?

Oct-17-2008 19:50

OK, I'm thread surfing.