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Al Z
Al Z

Dec-6-2006 18:59

Nobody cares what you're really doing! So make something kooky up!

WHUT UUUUP?

Like, I'm on a laptop computer right now, but like, I don't own a laptop computer. I totally ran into a computer store and stole it off the table five minutes ago, and they totally called the cops and as I type this, three squad cars are chasing me! But they'll never catch me, because I have a vial of my patented invisibility juice <GULP> YEAH BAYBEE I'M INVISIBLE!

WHUT UUUUPPP?

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Farm A Sea
Farm A Sea
Old Shoe

Dec-7-2006 12:55

I'm testing my prototype machine. I call it the 'you think it , it type it boob bob a ma thing.' It seems to only work in sleuthville. I have some tweeking to do.

WHUT UUUUP?

Al Z
Al Z

Dec-7-2006 17:37

Ooh, finally someone figured out how to play this game. I congratulate Farm A Sea on having more wit than Biggie, Andrea, Whutuuupyourname, and the usually spry like a slick guy Crunchpatty all together.

Perhaps the terrible trio plus one (That'd be you Andrea) were intimidated by the nature of this post game. Perhaps they just aren't as clever as we all thought they were. Perhaps they will slink away in shame, or perhaps, my post here and now will shame them into coming back large with crazy stories of the things they did today wooo hooo WHUUT UUUUUUUP!!!!

Al Z
Al Z

Dec-7-2006 17:38

I scaled a four thousand foot mountain today! A four thousand foot mountain...of Jell-o!

WHUT UUUUUUP!!

AraLives
AraLives
Battered Shoe

Dec-7-2006 18:10

So I was in line at the drugstore, to fill my prescription for my syphillis medication? When in walks my babydaddy. He's with some hoochie who has all the substance of Britney Spears' underwear. So I'm all like hey! That my babydaddy! And she was like Oh really? I'm so sorry, I hate to split a family up. And she bought some breath mints and left. Meanwhile my babydaddy browsed through the greeting cards in the "I'm Sorry" section. The best part was that they had a generic version of my medication, so with the money I saved I bought some pantyhose and a Cosmopolitan magazine! My babydaddy won't know what hit him tonight!

WHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!



Al Z
Al Z

Dec-7-2006 18:22

NOW DAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT!

WHUT UUUUUUP INDEEDY!

Farm A Sea
Farm A Sea
Old Shoe

Dec-8-2006 21:58

I 'm talking on my cell phone to my bookie and typing my research paper- double spaced 1 inch margins - on a typewriter, yep a typewriter my computer is broke, while playing Wii - tennis. Aw man, the remote just went flying into my TV and the typewriter needs more correction tape. Gotta go. I bet Kinkos has correction tape.

WHUT UUUP WID U?

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Dec-9-2006 01:51

OK so I was in the self-help/ointment aisle of my local pharmacy (grr again), picking out the diapers I wanna wear this week, just minding my own biz-nitch and thinking about how groovy it would be to fall asleep in a recession-buster sized tub of gravy from KFC, and it occurs to me that I don't know what the 11 way-secret 'herbs and spices' are, so I ask the col. with the bolo tie if his last name rhymes with sanders, and he's all "yeah...what's my name, beeyatch?", and the ONLY thing I can think of to say is "Can I call you Cousin Ray-Ray?"

Wow...awkward.

WHUT UUUUP?

Farm A Sea
Farm A Sea
Old Shoe

Dec-9-2006 22:06

bump

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-9-2006 22:08

I'm getting annoyed with teenagers....

WHUT UUUUUUP?

(oh wait, its supposed to be something fake???...crap)

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Dec-10-2006 00:38

It's not your teenage cousin's fault peeps be wanna calling him Ray-Ray...wait till the next family reunion, then oxycute his sorry ass with the deep-down filth-killing bubbly-scrubbing foaming action. Don't let him up until he says "Ray-Ray sees the LIGHT, yo"

If he moans about a train at the end of a tunnel, that's totally not your problem.

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