Confess, ye sleuthy sinners!
Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?
Let it all out, boo.
K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.
When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.
I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.
I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.
I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.
I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.
Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.
I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.
Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.
I once stole a goldfish out of my sisters room. Sadly I put it in my pocket and forgot... Anyway I put it on the floor beside the bowel and never told anyone...
Speaking of goldfish, once i scared a goldfish right out of the water (seriously, he was so freaked out by me tapping the glass wherever he went, that he dived right out of the tank) and landed on the floor. I saw him flipping and flopping with his mouth wide open, until he stopped moving. I was so scared that I just ran away. I also never told anyone...
As long as my employer continues to stock low quality toilet paper, I replace all rolls so they roll under the bottom, not over the top. The TP is so thin and the holders are mounted so low on the wall that it becomes impossible to tear off more than one square at a time.
i love bad boys
i hate penut butter
i love the godfather ha
i luv grass skirts and shell bras
i luv reading and meeting new people
Is this a sleuth-girl ciara rehash?
* I remember with fondness the nights where I used to put on film noir and sleuth all night.
* I once posed in a nude calendar.
* I have read all the Twilight books.
* I have a fish named Mr. Pretty Pretty and I love him.
* The only relationship I will ever be in is with my career.
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I just remembered a few lol
I yell at my sister for drinking the last of the soda or tea out of the jug not because it was gross but because I was planning to sneak in and do the same later.
I once locked someone inside a house with a cell phone in hand and nearly died laughing when I came back 30 minutes later when I found them standing inside the door yelling help... (He still doesnt know it was me)
I sent 7,622 texts last month and I count it as a record...
I keep a weapon under my pillow... (Don't ask)
I freak out more over new books coming out then movies.
I once knocked a speaker off the wall and broke it then blamed it on the kid next to me.
I make jokes to at moments when jokes shouldn't be made...
That's all I can think of at the moment...
Sometimes, when I'm in a bad mood, I call the cable company to complain about their horrible service just to release some negative energy...
i am competiterive in the game Connect four and I play with kids from kindergarten and I make them get me a nickel and I keep the nickel even tho i no them kids cant even count to four anyways, lmao.
Nickel and diming little kids over connect four, i dont think i can top that, haha.