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Confess, ye sleuthy sinners!
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Nov-16-2006 00:47
Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?
Let it all out, boo.
K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.
When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.
I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.
I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.
I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.
I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.
Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.
I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.
Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.
Speak!!!
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Jim Diamond
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Jul-24-2007 16:15
Mmm.. loins..
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PapillonMaya
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Jul-26-2007 02:21
Ok I confess!!
* I'm 21 and I know every episode of Spongebob and yes I still watch cartoons
* I even watch PBS
* I like to sleep in the day and stay awake at night
* I can cook like nobodys biznis!
*I think DDR is fun
*I got Lasik eye surgery.. yes.. I use to wear glasses
*I like animals more than people sometimes
and...
*I'm the one who took the cookie from the cookie jar!!
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Madame Pamela
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Jul-26-2007 12:19
Ok I am 56 just recently started watching Spongebob, due to 2 yr old grandson, I think I am scared of the music, when it comes on I run the other way. Snakes, I am really afraid of snakes. Hate them!!! Had lasik surgery, they had to load me up on the valium I was sooo scared but hey, I sure felt wonderful while they did it. Scared I won't have enough money to retire, been working 40 yrs for the same company and too young to retire. SAD! I wished I married Robin Williams of course we never met but "Hey" if we did, I would marry him, would love to be with someone that could make me laugh until I cried all the time. Dislike negative people, I am truly wonderful and we I answer the phone at work, customer will say and how are you today, I say "Truly Wonderful" what a great reaction from them...
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Maddie518
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Jul-31-2007 17:51
Wow I did not know that Madame Pamela!!
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Rocky Polinski
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Aug-1-2007 11:57
*I'm a girl. :3
*In the fifth grade, I made up a book for a book report and got an A (It was a great idea for a book, too. If I was into historical fiction, I'd write it.)
*I know every word in the movie You've Got Mail
*My DVD collection is nothing but animated kid movies from the '90s. I know all the songs to the musical ones. Even the ones you've forgotten about.
*I'm the reason my dog's leg didn't heal properly after surgery. :(
*My nighttime face cream left bleach spots on my step mom's best sheets.
*I didn't feel sorry about the latter.
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Scarletta Jones
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Aug-1-2007 13:53
Forgive me, crunchy, for I have sinned! Heh...confessional sleuthy style!
* I've never had a boyfriend
* I love Star Trek (not that Next Generation tripe, but the original stuff), Star Wars, and X-men
* I think I now realize why I've never had a boyfriend
*I've always wanted to be a famous actress and/or singer
* My secret desire is to become a professional ballroom dancer
* I plan on marrying Daniel Radcliffe (although he won't return my phone calls...jk)
*In the second grade, I passed out in the beginning of our class's thanksgiving play, and now the teachers use the footage to remind kids to warn them if they're feeling sick before it starts
* I want to become a writer
*I want to sue JK Rowling for what happened in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (she better watch out)
And I'm going to shut up before someone I might know finds me here.
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Chelsey1974
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Aug-7-2007 18:14
OK this may not be shocking but...
I went to college for preLaw (dropped out to have babies) that's not the secret. I have a slightly above genius IQ but...
I cannot tell time on a clock face to save my life and
I'm obsessed with NASCAR.
*wails* I'm so sorry...Can you ever forgive me?!?!
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Maria South
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Aug-11-2007 14:52
I think this is my 3rd or fourth time...... ack....
Don't worry, Chelsey1974, I can't tell time on an old-fasioned clock either.
I am deathly afriad of death. I'm not kidding.
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Kathryn Gumshoe the 7th
Battered Shoe
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Aug-14-2007 20:44
I think it is enormously funny in The Goonies when the skeleton's head rolls off.
I am spending most of the money I have on ebay for old movie posters (Researching movies is my main hobby) to decorate the room in my new house instead of buying a nice year-long subscription to sleuth. (this is truly a sin)
I drink lemon water.
I just bought a silent movie from 1917.
I have watched 4 R Rated movies, and one of them is my favorite movie of all time. (I am 13)
The oldest movie that is among my favorites is 7 years older than I am.
I lived in Kentucky for 10 years and I still have my mid-western accent.
Sometimes I get on the computer when I'm not supposed to.
I am supposed to be asleep because this is supposed to be a school night. (but I am moving so I don't have to go for a while)
The best conversations I carry are with my grandparents due to my taste in old movies.
My piano books were packed by the movers when I was supposed to salvage them for my piano lesson tomorrow. My LAST piano lesson.
Only today have I seen Hairspray for the first time.
I stayed up all night to read the new Harry Potter book. Without realizing I had a dentist appoinment in the morning.
I hate coke, and have never drunk a bottle/can of it in my life.
My teacher's comment on my last entry in my required school journal was "I wanted an entry, not an essay."
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Kathryn Gumshoe the 7th
Battered Shoe
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Aug-14-2007 20:57
One more thing- I bought 18 Wax Packs for the movie Goonies and apart from getting almost all of the trading cards I was stuck with 18 pieces of gum that I didn't want or need. So I dared my sister's boyfriend to chew a piece of it. (it was 22 years old)
Smart as he was, he didn't accept the dare.
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