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Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.

Speak!!!

Apr-16-2007 21:31

I have a complete nervous breakdown when I see Yoshi from Mario.
I secretly still like DREAM and Aaron Carter.
When my sister isn't home, I pour water on her laptop.
I stole from my afterschool daycare in 3rd grade because I really liked the Beanie Babies the lady had.
I cheated on a big report in 6th grade.
I hate most of the people I hang out with.
I lie about being sick so I have more days to do reports.
I used to cut myself with glass bottle caps with the edges and various metal objects.
I act hyper at school to get attention.
I label others and hypocrite them for labeling me.
I enjoy the smell of Sharpies and got accidently high off them before.
I think my Social Studies teacher is hot.
I tell my friend Michelle when I'm on the bus, that I "had a bad day and need to listen to my music" so I don't have to talk to her, sometimes.
I act more mature on this site than I really am.

Ummm... Can't think of anything else at the moment. :)

Apr-16-2007 21:38

Oh, and Crunch, Bob Saget is awesome.

:(

I love the song he's featured in about him called "Ridin' With Saget".

Apr-17-2007 04:47

I'll drink to avoid driving if I feel like it.

I do that too! (or at least, thats the excuse for my copious amounts of drinking)

Apr-17-2007 05:08

I secretly dream about being a spy/PI. (I'm male what can I say)

Apr-17-2007 06:52

I threw away my 7th grade report card from the final 6 weeks because I had a "D" in a subject.
I was throwing rocks from our newly paved parking lot high into the air and one of them came down on the hood of a brand new 5th Avenue, leaving a golf-ball sized dent...at church. I hid.
I still count Fletch and Fletch Lives among the all-time great comedic contributions to the film world.

Apr-26-2007 16:18

I like the taste of Blood.
I have a crush on an Anime character (hehe).
I pretended I couldn't use my left arm to (i.e. not useing it, not puting it in the sleeve of my coat, etc) just because I felt like it.
I think swear words but have only said one once.
I use to climb the stone walls at my church.
I told my class I was able to speak German even though I suck at it.
I know the password to the parental block on my computer. And use it alot.

Apr-26-2007 18:18

I just ate half a pound of M&M's.

Apr-27-2007 20:22

I work at the M&M's factory and have just come off of company probation for emptying the black water from my RV into a vat of chocolate a few weeks ago.

Apr-29-2007 20:58

Ceres Trajan, you're my hero!

Apr-29-2007 22:11

He's my hero too!