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Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.

Speak!!!

Nov-30-2006 05:47

ahh pink fluffy bunnies....

I still can't watch "A Christmas Story" because I get terrified everytime that kid gets his tongue stuck to the pole (weird childhood fear I guess)

Nov-30-2006 08:17

LOL ... biggie... hey is that because you use to stick your tongue to cold poles??? ohhh too funny!!!

Nov-30-2006 18:11

OUCH!

I admit to crying during Bambi...

Dec-2-2006 17:48

OHHH I cant take it anymore.. i must confess... I am totally addicted to HARRY POTTER.... oh the shame.... her i am 28 yrs old and i like watching a movie about a little kid. *starts crying where's my broom ... Harry potter*

Dec-2-2006 22:05

I went ski-ing once.

Some jerk decided to tie his kid's shoe on the slope. I was so scared I would plow into them and go to jail for multiple manslaughter that I veered out of the way, lost my balance, tumbled awkwardly, landed on my face, and slid the rest of the way down the mountain slope on my belly screaming like a nine year old little girl the whole way down.

I still don't know what happened to the ski that was on my left foot!

Dec-3-2006 01:03

I frequently watch Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel...without actual children.
I once stole a shopping cart with a friend and drove it around town. When stopped by a police car, I ran and hid behind a bush, to which the policman said, "I can see you behind the bush."
I skip class to go to the movies.
I love Veggietales
One time when I was on vicodin, I called my mom 'buttons' and giggled hysterically for about 3 hours.
I like the taste of blood.
I hate feet.
I would like to have a tapeworm.
I can't go into the basment at night.

Now my darkest secrets have been spilled....well some of them...ok honestly that's just the tip of the iceberg...but I'm a weirdo and proud of it!

Dec-3-2006 09:13

LOL Al Z.... screaming like a girl...*giggles*

Oh emerald Drew... you are so kind of wierd... doesn't it feel great to know you belong with us?? *grins*

Dec-3-2006 09:53

I have ALWAYS wanted a tapeworm!

I saw a TV show once (urban legends or something like that) where a girl ordered diet pills and it was actually a tapeworm IN the pills...I was looking for the phone number of the company but they never said it...

SIGN ME UP!

Dec-4-2006 13:35

I like the taste of blood too and I've never cried at Titanic... I don't cry at anything which is weird cos I'm a girl. I was discussing tis with a boy (I think it put him off me though damn my lack of feminine patheticness) and he he said all girls cry at the Notebook. Is this true????

Dec-4-2006 14:40

Go Veggietales Em! ... "We're the Pirates who don't do anything..." :)