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Lady Ruby Caplan
Lady Ruby Caplan

Oct-1-2006 08:34

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.

Post the sentence.



Oct-1-2006 23:29

I choked on a fork because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

:D I'm fairly stupid doing that, too!

Con Artist

Oct-2-2006 13:40

bump. too cute for page two

Raven X
Raven X

Oct-2-2006 13:49

I murdered a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

LOL, Great thread

sushi kitty
sushi kitty

Oct-2-2006 14:09

hey, is this a secret ploy to get everyone to reveal their birthdate?
*fears LRC is going to start a Astrology thread and personalize sleuthy readings for everyone*

" Ah, Lone Dancer with the Black Shirt:
Your say that's how you roll but your feet are planted firmly on the ground in the treasure hunts to come and you can make admirable progress if you cooperate with your agency. If you are single you could meet the romantic partner of your dreams during one of your cases. But he still can't be ruled out as a suspect.
The weeks to come are when your smarts and charms are more visible and people in general think highly of your skills and talents, so it is a good time to apply for a new mission or make an important change in your wardrobe. The answers to your prayers or helpful assistance can show up in the form of a shifty character or a big lady with a moving cabaret. As unseemly as they may seem, give them a chance."


Oct-2-2006 14:18

I ran over a squirrel because the voices told me to - "'tis the season to be jolly..." - hahaha - couldn't resist ;D


Oct-2-2006 15:28

I had lunch with Chuck Norris because I hate myself.

Dark Raven
Dark Raven
Trusted Informer

Oct-2-2006 15:30

I danced with a pickle because that's the way I roll... (I need to book an apointment with my shrink)

P. Sherman
P. Sherman

Oct-2-2006 15:44

I smoked my sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
My poor, poor sister!
Thanks, I needed the laugh... and the tears... and the hiccups! :-D

Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

Oct-2-2006 15:52

I choked on a permanent marker because i'm sexy and do what i want.

Ahhhh so true :)

Lucian Ty
Lucian Ty

Oct-2-2006 16:00

I choked on your mom because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Am I really that sexy? :)

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