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Lady Ruby Caplan
Lady Ruby Caplan
Well-Connected

Oct-1-2006 08:34

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.

Post the sentence.

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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Oct-2-2006 19:48

I have officially changed my bday to May 9 and my shirt color to blue since I just want to say this and my actual thing stunk like the bottom of Bobo's cage:

I choked on my best friend's boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

AZN Cinderella
AZN Cinderella

Oct-2-2006 19:59

I kicked a Mexican because I'm cool like that.

msnichelle0424
msnichelle0424
Well-Connected

Oct-2-2006 20:12

Well apparently I'm not much an animal lover:

I dry humped a squirrel because I was high.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Oct-2-2006 20:32

Hey be nice to squirrels kids! Though I'm pretty sure Greyling just copied hers straight out of her diary.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Oct-2-2006 20:46

I dont know how you figure msnichelle wasnt nice SS.....lol

jasNmushu
jasNmushu
Well-Connected

Oct-2-2006 21:19

*ouch* azn you hurt me when you kicked me...

dont worry SS youll have more kids! :D

cat3995
cat3995
Well-Connected

Oct-3-2006 08:12

I danced with my brother because I couldnt control myself.....lol

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-3-2006 10:09

*actually changed clothes to make mine less sucky*

I danced with a phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Oh yeah. But it was a phone booth, really, so mostly just a lot of awkward grinding...

Peach Pearl
Peach Pearl

Oct-3-2006 18:37

I'm putting my friends in this one =)

I dry humped a phone because because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Her's is way funnier than mine =)

Agent Canady
Agent Canady

Oct-3-2006 19:09

I san to a squirrel because the voices told me to.

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