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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Jun-1-2010 02:42

GRANTED!! You CAN fly. Unfortunately, the wish/granting machine could only find one way... You are now an airplane. You are in sudden pain as your heart turns into the engine, Your arms become wings, your intestines are metal pipes and even your stomach acid becomes airplane fuel. However, you cannot fly without a pilot (queue cries of disappointment from audience). Your pilot, regretfully, is a trainee. Oh, also, you're mindless and can't tell him how to pilot you. You crash.

I wish I had twice as much money.

Peter O'Neil
Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe

Jun-4-2010 12:11

Presto! You have twice as much money. Wonderful, except it comes in the form of Agentine pesos in an Argentine bank and your ex-girlfriend finds out about it and she is now "close" to Hugo Chavez, who "nationalizes" your account and turns it over to her. Don't you just hate it?

I wish my work was more fun.

Security Lane
Security Lane
Nomad

Jun-7-2010 18:02

*** sprinkles pixie dust***

Peter your wish has been granted. Work is soooo much fun you just can't stop laughing. I mean on the floor, crying laughing. You laugh so hard that you broke 4 ribs and developed severe dry eye syndrome.

I wish I knew how to plum a wall.

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Jun-13-2010 09:24

GRANTED! The wish machine will now turn every wall you touch into a plum. You only find out when you're in the supermarket queue and you lean against the wall and then you wake up in the hospital. Then, you wondered what happened and where all your shopping's gone. You feel the smooth hospital wall and, being in the corner, you decide to feel the other one when the first one disappears. Soon, you are in another hospital. As it is, your bed was on wheels and you slid off into space. Clean off the 19th floor. In your next hospital, you recover! As you wait in reception for a copy of your medical record, a pal turns up and challenges you to a race. you touch off from one wall, slam into the opposite one, and lean against a third. Once these three have become tiny purple fruits, you realize that the fourth wall is leaning forward... you run to push against its weight and keep it back... and seventeen floors of medical patients land slap bang on your cranium.

Ouch.

I wish people would be kinder to each other.

joyfuljones
joyfuljones
Collector

Jun-18-2010 23:00

Your wish has been granted. People are now kinder to each other. Wars/conflicts dissolve into thin air. A sense of peace and understanding fills the air! Just as people realize how fantastic this new, kind world is, the Earth shakes and rattles.

There was no time-frame posted with this wish, so it only lasted 24 hours. Just enough to confuse everyone and instill more resentment and frustration in the world. Like we needed anymore of that . . .



I wish people would be more considerate of the feelings of others.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Jun-25-2010 23:58

Kazowie! People are considerate! For example, your bus driver is considerate of the fact that your neighbour can't ride the bus until she has "made herself pretty", and as a result you hae a choice between arriving late or arriving while festooned by pound after pound of festive christmas glitter, every day.

I wish "Star Wars " was a true story.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Aug-3-2010 18:40

*ppof* star wars is a real story... you have been cast in the role of Obi Wan Can'ardly: your light sabre having long ago lost it's zing. You spend a great deal of time using your Jedi mind powers to infiltrate Jaba the Hutt's lair only to have to disguise yourself as his tongue ring. I know, I know, it's a hard storyline to err swallow. Anyway your one highlight is the whole Princess Leia in gold lamé thing, but before you can make yourself know to Luke and his pals, inserting yourself (poor choice of words) into this epic story line Leia does the whole sado masochistic choking thing on Jabba and you're spat out the window into the gaping maw of the mighty Sarlacc to be digested over 100o years... and if that wasn't bad enough Boba Fett turns out to be a whiny little sod.

I wish monkeys could fly!

Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe

Sep-14-2010 23:59

Shazam! You are surrounded by flying monkeys!

You also have plaits, hair ribbons, a gingham pinafore and a small dog. And no red shoes in sight.


I wish someone would come up with a cure for the common cold.

Clint Forthwright
Clint Forthwright
Old Shoe

Oct-13-2010 16:59

A cure is discovered. Death.

I wish that the universe wasn't a mystery. It ain't easy being agnostic.

Peter O'Neil
Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe

Nov-6-2010 18:06

Presto! No more mystery to the universe. You know everything about everything. Unfortunately, you know nothing about anybody. Your mind is so full of everything that there is no room for anybody. Since you now have nothing to learn and no one to share it with, you sink into depression and despair. Life becomes so booorrrrriiiinnnnngggg, you die. (bored to death) Relief at last.

I wish lawmakers would stop making laws about the laws they can't ever seem to make right.

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