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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Kevin Greene
Kevin Greene
Old Shoe

Oct-17-2007 20:50

Stupid people are no useful, and you hire them and make them smarter. Now they're all super-geniuses and rebel against you, then start arguing about mathematical equations until no ones getting any work done, and then everyone forgets to eat because they're bickering too hard, and everyone DIES!!!

Good wish!

I wish we were winning our treasure hunt.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-18-2007 23:54

*exciting noise that sounds like firecrackers*

You're way ahead. Unfortunately, the pot of gold at the end of this particular rainbow is nothing more than a sponge-bath from a tiny leprechaun, and you're gonna get kinda shy when he soaps up your treasure chest, and all the rest of your lucky charms.

I wish I never blushed.

Rigo J. Mortis
Rigo J. Mortis

Oct-19-2007 19:49

You are as cool as SS, but only when they're used after the letter 'A'.

I wish I had Spider-Man's powers.

Rigo J. Mortis
Rigo J. Mortis

Oct-19-2007 19:50

(Uhm.. oops?!? IGNORE ME!!! :P I didn't think about looking at the next set of pages.)

Kevin Greene
Kevin Greene
Old Shoe

Oct-19-2007 20:35

Crunchpatty: You never blushed, and now your flushed. Down the toilet. :-)

Dead People's Skin :-) : You have Spiderman's powers, but then you screw up and fall of a building. And die. :-)

I wish I could fart whenever I want to. :-)

Alleluia
Alleluia

Oct-20-2007 01:52

You gain the ability to fart at your own accord, however it becomes a sick addiction. You crave to relieve yourself more than anyone else wishes.

Soon, friends and even loved ones get tired of your "pull my finger" jokes, and you have to cut back cutting it* ;)

I wish Johnny Depp would come out of the poster on my cubical and sit on my lap.

Maria South
Maria South

Oct-20-2007 13:26

Johnny Depp comes out of your poster and sits on your lap, then turns green and scaley, with purple eyes and many teeth. You then wake up to a fresh pile of paper work sitting on your desk and an angry boss because you fell asleep on the job.

I wish I coudl use chop sticks.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-21-2007 00:55

You are a chop stick ninja. Take that, stir fry! Unfortunately, the very second your manual dexterity reaches its long-awaited apex, you develop a seven-year hankering for the most un-chopstickable food ever: gravy-soaked tacos. When the little Taco Bell chihuahua comes over for lunch you get really embarrassed because when he sees you trying to eat a wet taco with chopsticks he yaps, alerting your neighbors to your shame.

I wish I had a money tree.

Apolla
Apolla

Oct-26-2007 13:46

*$*$*$* poofses $*$*$
you have a money tree but the only thing it produces is conterfit money and when you try to pass it off at a store you get arrested and put in a sanitarium because you can stop ranting abokut the money tree in your back yard given to you by a little fairy.

I wish that I knew everything in the world.

Kevin Greene
Kevin Greene
Old Shoe

Oct-26-2007 16:42

***ZIP ZANG ZONG ZING! Apolla knows everything! Give her knowledge, oh spirits unfurled, let her know everything in the world!***

You know everything in the world, but then you wonder about outside the world. It becomes unbearable, and you then steal a spaceship, and know how to run it, and go search outer space. Then, you become so preoccupied with learning out there, you forget to refuel your ship. You ship runs out of gas and then becomes unresponsive, and you can't turn it away from the giant rock of Cratz that you just discovered. The gravity of the planet pulls you in, and you explode on the surface. The explosion destroys the planet as well, and sends a backlash all the way to Earth, and Earth and the sun and everything explodes as well!

Good going! ;-)

I wish I would sprout wings and be able to fly.

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