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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Kevin Greene
Kevin Greene
Old Shoe

Oct-15-2007 04:13

*poofity-poof* Wish granted. But now you're back to the times of Ceaser, and, for fun, Ceaser ties your legs and arms to two chariots, and splits you apart. So, now, you're dead.

I wish that crunchpatty will keep making me laugh.

The above wish cannot happen, because Crunchy is dead, :), so I'll choose another.

I wish my mom would stop acting like the women on TV shows she watches:

Maxine Gray (Judging Amy)
Deborah Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond)
Oprah (You can figure it out)
Whatever the female dogs name is (Still Standing)
Whatever the other female dog's name is (Family Guy)
Judge Judith Sheindlin (Judge Judy)
Dr. Laura Shlessinger (Dr. Laura)
Marie Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond)

I'm serious! She's all of them at once lately! *screams*

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Oct-15-2007 16:27

Your Mom stops acting like all of the women she sees on those TV shows, instead she begins acting just like Estelle Costanza from Seinfeld and really drives you crazy with that high pitched nagging voice.

I wish I could throw out the first pitch at this years World Series

Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Narrator

Oct-15-2007 17:35

Congratulations. You have been chosen to throw out the first pitch at this years world series. As you walk out onto the field, the crowd goes wild. You get up to the plate, the camera zooms in on you, and as the thousands in attendance and the millions at home are all watching you, you suddenly realize you aren't wearing any pants. Guess this was a bad day for you to wear your thong underwear.......

I wish my home internet connection was working right now.

David Adams
David Adams
Red-Nosed

Oct-15-2007 17:47

*KAZAM* Presto, one internet connection, up and running....

"And today, on the Home Shopping Internet Channel, we have some wonderful ruby-studded tire chains on sale, just for our viewing public, at the bargain basement price of only $299.95. One size fits all....

(Click)

"Hurry, don't wait. These beauties will only be on sale for another 23 hours and 58 minutes....

:-/ Damned genies. Can't get anything right....

I wish my mother-in-law would turn into an oak tree.

Anthony Ciarlante, P.I.
Anthony Ciarlante, P.I.

Oct-15-2007 19:49

Your mother in law turns in to an apple tree. *Blows raspberry*

Then, you find out your wife is a witch, and she turns you into an eternal apple, to hang on your mother-in-law.

Don't you wish you had the nag back?

I wish that my computer doesn't crash within the next 15 seconds. Go!

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HA HA!!! Wish granted!



Lady Emerald Devon
Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad

Oct-16-2007 08:48

Arrrright.

Your Mother-in-law turns into an Oak Tree that shelters and feeds millions of rabid, flea and tick infested squirrels who decide to run amok in your home, especially your bedroom.

I wish I had a bottle of whiskey.

Kevin Greene
Kevin Greene
Old Shoe

Oct-17-2007 01:29

Sorry. My alter-ego forgot to post a second wish. *oops*

You have a bottle of whiskey, but you get completely drunk, go fumbling around in the streets, finally fall into the sewer. But, you're too drunk to find your way out, and are drunk eternally. Then, you live off urine, crap and dead rats for the next 15 or so years, until you meet an untimely death with King Kong, who you successfully succeed in killing, after he eats you, and you poison him with all the crap and stuff you ate. :-)

I wish that I had a dirty, old, greasy rag, that was totally not worth wishing for.

Apolla
Apolla

Oct-17-2007 12:35

***magickal poof***(includes smoke, stars,etc.

Ok you get a dirty greasy rag, but its last use was in a nuclear test plant and yoku can't put the rag down because you're hand is fused to it. Due to all the radiation the government quarentines you so that you don't infect anyone else and you slowly start to fell the painful effects of the waste from your rag. Your hair and teeth fall out and your insides slowly rot until you are nothing more than the rag you wished for.

I wish that everything was nothing.

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Oct-17-2007 15:20

Witha wave of a magic wand, everything around you becomes nothing, in fact that is the earth as well and now you will spend eternity drifting around in outerspace.

I wish there were no stupid people in the world!

Sir Gar
Sir Gar
Old Shoe

Oct-17-2007 16:01

Suddenly darkness. Did the lights go out? Was the whole world stupid ,but you? Suddenly the realization sinks in, your wish has been granted. Back in the world a child screams, "Mom, that guy just disappeared." A mom consoles her child, "It's ok, honey, it was just a magic trick", as she thinks to herself some people are so stupid.

I wish stupid people weren't so useless.

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