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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Apolla
Apolla

Oct-10-2007 16:33

Anthony gets his ball but its a dogeball he doesn't know how to dodge complete with intros to other simular object.

Alleluia gets to be a real life guitar hero but is then arrested for the murder of 1,000,000 people when she tryed to sing.

I wish that nothing bad would ever happen to me.

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Oct-11-2007 16:00

Nothing bad ever happens to you again, but then again nothing good ever happens to you either and your life becomes mundane, predictable and boring as you live for eternity.

*sings*
I wish they all could be California girls!!!

Sir Gar
Sir Gar
Old Shoe

Oct-11-2007 23:34

Your wish is granted. They are all California girls. Unfortunately, they aren't interested in anything except surfing and won't give you the time of day.

I wish that all McDonald's food was healthy.

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Oct-12-2007 17:10

In a bold marketing move, McDonalds sudddenly revamps there menu to all health food. As a result, everybody stops going there and they go bankrupt within a week and are stuck with an endless suplly of tofu burgers.

I wish I had more vacation time

David Adams
David Adams
Red-Nosed

Oct-12-2007 18:04

Being the Chief of the McDonald's marketing team, you suddenly have tons more vacation time. And a lot of free food to enjoy. Bon Apetit.

I wish I didn't have to go away on business over the weekend....

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-13-2007 00:53

Oh you don't have to. You WANT to. Your 'business' has been taken over by a bunch of Oprah's cronies, and all of them have read at least the pop-up book version of 'The Secret'. And you just found out the hard way people who say 'no' get a lecture on why the universe loves them, a piece of worthless memorabilia from the film 'The Color Purple', a pirated audio tape of Maya Angelou gagging on her own drool while snoring on a train and the heel of one of Stedman's penny loafers in a really uncomfortable place. So now, all your "hafta's" are "wanna's", and you wear a lot of sweater sets, and told a guy named Harpo to beat you. Which you wanted.

I wish I could pluck out Dr. Phil's mustache with a dull pair of splintery chopsticks.

Paranoid_Android
Paranoid_Android
Story Teller

Oct-13-2007 01:11

*poof* that's a fair enough wish, and you set to it. Bout 6 hairs in though you find the big man screaming, 'Pluck me like you mean it, my litle Mountie' a little disturbing. And when Phil stops you to ask if he can go change into his chaps, the ones Oprah likes him to wear when he's been naughty, even your strange Canadian ways can't really cope with that. As you back towards the door - coz there's no way you're losing eye contact with the Doc, who's by now doing his best 'Crack that whip' DEVO impersonation with the stage mic' - you realise he's lifted your wallet, and now knows where you live...

Two weeks later when a half moustachioed Phil decked out in his best man-diaper and bib that say 'Wuv Me', turns up on your doorstep in a basket, maybe you're thinkin' wishes aren't all they're cracked up to be :)

I wish I had a cool one word name like Bono or Sting.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-14-2007 01:31

What's up 'Terminator'????

The upside is, you have the distinction of being the most interesting governor of California, ever! Hooray for voters not knowing the difference between Austria and Australia on that 'place of birth' line! The downside is, you have permanent lockjaw, and that same Dr. Phil looks just a little more crowded in the pampers when he shows up because he's really witty and knows he'll get to drawl the words "I'll be back".

I wish I was born 15 years earlier.



Kevin Greene
Kevin Greene
Old Shoe

Oct-15-2007 04:13

*poofity-poof* Wish granted. But now you're back to the times of Ceaser, and, for fun, Ceaser ties your legs and arms to two chariots, and splits you apart. So, now, you're dead.

I wish that crunchpatty will keep making me laugh.

The above wish cannot happen, because Crunchy is dead, :), so I'll choose another.

I wish my mom would stop acting like the women on TV shows she watches:

Maxine Gray (Judging Amy)
Deborah Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond)
Oprah (You can figure it out)
Whatever the female dogs name is (Still Standing)
Whatever the other female dog's name is (Family Guy)
Judge Judith Sheindlin (Judge Judy)
Dr. Laura Shlessinger (Dr. Laura)
Marie Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond)

I'm serious! She's all of them at once lately! *screams*

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Oct-15-2007 16:27

Your Mom stops acting like all of the women she sees on those TV shows, instead she begins acting just like Estelle Costanza from Seinfeld and really drives you crazy with that high pitched nagging voice.

I wish I could throw out the first pitch at this years World Series

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