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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Sep-10-2007 18:19

You are now able to eat anything you want without gaining weight. In fact, you can eat everything without weight-gain: hamburgers, sundaes, milk shakes, ice creams, books, tables, chairs, granite, chalk, marble. There you go gorging down that stapler. No, Michaelangelo's David is not your Sunday brunch. Here, go chew on some pencils instead.

I wish I knew the story of how LauraVo got her hands glued to her face.

Sep-11-2007 00:01

If I told you that, I'd have to kill you.


I wish I knew why my Ford 4x4 has a gremlin sticking out of its rear-end.

Sep-11-2007 00:51

Well, clearly you got it wet, named it 'Stripe' fed it after midnight and made it watch a bunch of really bad movies from the eighties. From behind. And, in a toy store.

I wish I knew what Cow Ward was saying was 'this big' and started with the letter 'O', the moment his avatar was captured on film.

Sep-12-2007 13:39

Onomatopoeia. Now you feel like you really didn't want to know that... in fact, now you're very confused.



I wish my I had perfect eyesight

Sep-12-2007 15:09

You do have perfect eyesight and as a result are in contstant pain because now you can see how ugly everyone really is!

I wish all my Monopoly money was real

Sep-13-2007 17:33

All of your Monopoly money becomes real. But soon, so does the game, Monopoly. You are then stopped by a police officer who says, "Go to Jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200."

I wish people would stop obsessing over Naruto.

Sep-13-2007 20:29

People stop obsessing over Naruto because you have spear headed the greatest Inu-Yasha fan club in the world and all those die hard Naruto fans kick that habit for Inu-Yasha.

I wish I had a mountain goat.

Sep-13-2007 20:52

You get a mountain goat. Somehow, it smells something on your clothes and starts chewing holes on them.

I wish that there was a sequel to Team America: World Police.

Sep-13-2007 21:12

They do make a sequel to Team America: World Police, and you camp out in front of the theatre for a week to see it, but like most sequel, its a cheap rip-off of the original, rushed into theatres to make a quick buck on name recognition alone. The movie sets a new record for bad sequels and closes the day after it opens. Unfortunately you saw the movie and will have it stuck in your head for the rest of your life.

I wish I could fly.

Sep-14-2007 08:23

You can fly. The problem is, to be aerodynamic your head and body look just like a mosquito. Someone swats you leaving you writhing in a broken heap on the sunny shores of Fidalgo Island in the San Juan Islands.


I wish I was on Fidalgo Island.