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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Jun-8-2007 10:22

Woosh - Bambi's mother LIVES! YAY! It's a great day for all forestkind. Not so for Disney, however - without that touching and adorable movie, the whole Disney empire never takes off, never becomes the giant it is today. And, hey. That's not a bad thing, so I guess I didn't properly corrupt your wish. :-D

I wish I had a maid. Ya know, just for today.

Jun-9-2007 01:00

You do, but she gets out of breath really quickly, doesn't do windows, drapes or clean out the ick that has accumulated in your fridge (due to the fact that you are hooked on pate and on a liquid diet), or frankly do much of anything besides drop her ass on your couch and mutter about how hot she was in high school, fart twice and leave a trail of sour cream n' onion potato chip crumbs in her wake.

I wish I had a French maid uniform.

Jun-19-2007 00:11

Wish granted, but you then have to wax your legs to look good in it.
(Oooouch.)

I wish I could type faster.

Jun-20-2007 08:55

you type faster but your fingers are worn to bloody stumps

I wish I was happy with my lot.

Jun-20-2007 10:24

You are happy with your lot, which is quite large in prime real estate, but you loathe the house that you live in and because it's a historic site you cannot change it and have to pay ridiculous amounts of money to maintain it.

I wish I had an American Bull Dog.

Jun-20-2007 18:24

You have an American Bull dog that is so strong and angry that bites your hand, your leg and your favorite sofa for not letting it pee on your bed.

I wish I had not corrupted Sunniva's wish

Jun-21-2007 00:27

You didn't. She's got a dozen now; all of their jowels need cleaning, and she sends you the soiled q-tips as an expression of her rage, patriotism and gratitude. Along with her sheets, which for some reason smell a little like warm apple juice and rotten shark meat.

I wish I was good at art.

Jun-21-2007 18:10

You're good at Art. poof. So good though Paul Simon doesn't know the difference. He's obsessed with the reunion tour, the Lady Blacksmith Mambazo Choir have set up their tour bus on your front lawn, and if he calls you "Mr Beer Belly, Beer Belly", one more time...

I wish it was Summer again. (in topsy turvy Oz it's Winter)

Jun-22-2007 02:55

You are transported to England, where it is the height of summer, the torrential rain helps mask your tears.

I wish I knew how the universe began.

Jun-22-2007 05:29

You know how the universe began but it's taken you the remainder of your life to figure it out and before you can say Eureka! you die of old age.

I wish I could run fast.