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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Nov-15-2006 23:47

oops totally was reading the wrong statement....
<---dumb ass

ok so back to macadew

You aren't sick anymore, because it was terminal. (kind of gruesome, actually)

I wish I was Irish.

Nov-16-2006 00:18

Faith and begorrah! Saints be praised! Dude, you're so Irish, little kids named Paddy throw their lucky charms at you for good luck! Unfortunately, some of the bigger kids throw potatoes, which bruise, and kinda smell.

I wish my ceiling wasn't stucco.

Nov-16-2006 18:23

<CRASH!> Wow, how's that for getting a wish. Your stucco ceiling just collapsed leaving a gaping hole. Now instead of stucco, you just have plain wooden beams.

I wish I could go home!

Nov-17-2006 09:42

You suddenly find yourself at home all comfy.....then you hear your mother-in-laws voice from the general direction of the kitchen.. if only you could go back to work...

I wish my house would clean itself.

Nov-17-2006 09:55

Your house does clean itself...but don't sit back yet! it only cleans itself when it wants to, and unfortunately you happen to have a very lazy house and it is not motivated at all to clean itself.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.....Jus kidding!

I wish I could fly.

Nov-17-2006 18:39

*POOF* You can fly! You go soaring through the white fluffy clouds in your own little world, only, by the time your realize your freezing to death and running out of oxygen, it's too late. You plummet back down towards earth, unable to breath the air that is rushing so quickly past your lungs. You manage to slow down and are then caught in an updraft that carries you into the path of a descending SR-71 Blackbird. You become the first person ever to experience a hit and run by an aircraft, unfortunately, the incident proves fatal.

(sorry, I was REALLY bored.)

I wish I could use magic.

Nov-18-2006 00:13

You can use magic but one day u get drunk and do all kinds of things which you regret the next day but cannot change because your magic license was taken off.

I wish I get back with my x-boyfriend!

Nov-18-2006 00:30

Wish granted. You immediately marry him then find out he has six kids which he owes back child support for. Your wages are garnished you lose your car and house. Y'all had to move into his x-x-x girlfriend's house (the one with all the kids) she ran away; left you with the kids and now you have to cook.

I wish I could swim under water for a really really long long time.

Nov-18-2006 14:58

Ta DA!! you are able to swim under water for a really really long long time...unfortunately you swim under water so much that you contact a disease that makes you break out anytime you get near the pool....totally sucks...

i wish i wasnt sick...

Nov-19-2006 02:02

Yay healthiness! Unfortunately that's the slogan on the sign held by every booger you ever vanquished while sick, and everything is your nose considers you a minor union buster.

I wish candy canes didn't taste like candy crap.