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Sep-1-2006 02:38

*gets streamers, confetti, balloons, food (including poutine), punch (spiked of course) and gifts. Puts up the streamers and fills the balloons. Sprinkles confetti on the table where she lays out the food. Starts the music and finally posts a public invite on the boards*

HAPPY SLEUTH BIRTHDAY LEDDIE!!!!

Sep-4-2006 14:43

Don't cry! **Holds Biggie**

Sep-4-2006 21:39

LMFAO Crunch, please tell me you have a big afro wig!!!!

and thank you Andrew for your kind words :)

Sep-4-2006 22:21

Reese walks back for some more punch, and blinks rapidly, because she can not believe what she is seeing.

"Holy shit", Reese says. "That punch is some potent stuff. Everyone is singing, and what the......?" She spots a skirt flying through the air, toward the stage, as Crunch was singing. It didn't phase him though. He just kind of let out "Whoa there", and kept on singing.

Chuckling, she goes to get more punch, and this time she has a pitcher,instead of a cup. *grin*

Sep-4-2006 23:11

*Squeals*

Biggie you have no idea how long I've been waiting someone to ask. Yes yes y'all my afro gotta CHIN STRAP, yo. (what)

*deftly dodges skirt but totally gets beaned by follow-up ashtray*

Sep-4-2006 23:32

Sorry to kill a kickin' party's vibe, but I must officially file a complaint with the Department of Unusual Liveliness and Libations. Yes, D.U.L.L.

Unless this complaint is rectified in a timely and appropriate matter, I'm afraid that D.U.L.L. agents will have to storm this shindig and shut it down.

At 08:22 this morning, Lady Ruby Caplan (known alias-- "leddie") willfully and knowingly instituted karaoke at the aforementioned alleged "party". She did this without prior written consent of Sleuthville's resident Officer of Karaoke, which coincidentally, happens to be me.

Now, I'm willing to authorize the use of karaoke at this party, under one condition. The perpetrator in question must sing 1 verse of any Madonna song of her choosing. Until this matter is resolved, I must warn other partygoers that the D.U.L.L. police are on standby.

Thank you for your prompt resolution of this matter.

Sep-4-2006 23:45

*clears throat & shuffles feet nervously*

"Oh baby, baby how as I suppose to know..."

*hears Serges announcement*

"Awww nuts!"

*puts his pom poms away and scampers out the door in embarassment*

Sep-5-2006 04:47

:D SS

I dont know about you all, but I always enjoy a good rendition of Material Girl.....go to it Serges :)

Sep-5-2006 08:03

Every little thing that you say or do hung up I'm hanging up on you etc. etc. etc.
There happy Serges?

Sep-5-2006 09:17

*takes the stage with her conical sequin brassiere and takes the mike off Serges. Closing her eyes and with a mournful expression starts singing softly*

"Papa I know you're going to be upset
'Cause I was always your little girl
But you should know by now
I'm not a babyyyyyy

You always taught me right from wrong
I need your help, daddy please be strong
I may be young at heart
But I know what I'm sayingggggg

The one you warned me all about
The one We're in an awful mess, and I don't mean maybe - please
you said I could do without"

*starts rocking out*

Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby, oh
I'm gonna keep my baby, mmm...
Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep"

*leaves the stage tripping on the mike cord and falls flat off the stage where her conical brassiere embeds itself and her into the floor*

Sep-5-2006 12:04

That'll do leddie, that'll do. :)