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Lucky Stiff

Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!


Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)


Solve A Lot2
Solve A Lot2
Assistant Librarian

Aug-26-2006 21:06


You definitely have in it you to deal with matters with a certain flair & attitude. You love to be feared and respected. You pursue killers like a cat does with a mouse and like to play with your prey before you devour them. Your natural charm makes witnesses more cooperative to you but beware of lifetime enemies! Especially when they get of jail...

lmao - Definately ME!!!!!

Con Artist

Aug-26-2006 21:19

Yeah I saw that. I was hoping for a different future than the lifetime enemies. lol

T. R. Wexler
T. R. Wexler

Aug-26-2006 21:30

Does my future me I will get stalked and killed? *shudders at thought*
and if a trees falls when I throw a fit, I will start weeping bitterly!lol


Aug-26-2006 22:16

:) Problem with the future is that when you know about it, it's changed already...


Aug-26-2006 22:17

But who knows....

what will the future hold for this thread.....



T. R. Wexler
T. R. Wexler

Aug-26-2006 22:42

only the Sleuth Gods know...:)

Old Shoe

Aug-26-2006 23:11

"I used to work at The Place. You know the one, the one everyone jokes about. Mystery Meat: where does it come from? You don't know. Nobody knows. You still go, you still put it in your mouth."

Old Shoe

Aug-27-2006 00:09

jojo, stop reading from my diary, that's private.


Aug-27-2006 01:51

Knight of Ni: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.
Arthur: Well what is it you want?
Knight of Ni: We want.....


Arthur: A WHAT?
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!
Arthur; No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never pass through this wood... alive.
Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: One that looks nice.
Arthur: Of course!
Knight of Ni: And not too expensive.
Arthur; Yes!
Knight of Ni: Noowwwww.... GO!

Arthur: O Knights of Ni. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Knight of Ni: Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem....
Arthur: What is that?
Knight of Ni: We are now no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
Other Knights of Ni: Ni! Shh! Shh!
Knight of Ni: We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Other Knight of Ni: Ni!
Knight of Ni: Therefore, we must give you a test.
Arthur: What is this test, O Knights of.....
Knights who 'til recently said "Ni"?
Knight of Ni: Firstly, you must find....


Arthur: Oh not another shrubbery!!
Knight of Ni: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly
higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
Other Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni!
Knight of Ni: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!

*sigh* 37 hours, 8 minutes and 47 seconds to go

Safety Officer

Aug-27-2006 02:06

Ok since we're at it...


I've got a theory, that it's a demon,
A dancing demon... no, something isn't right there.
I've got a theory, some kid is dreamin'
And we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare.
I've got a theory we should work this ou - t
(All but Buffy)
It's getting eerie, what's this cheery singing all about?

It could be witches, some evil witches... Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted Wiccan good and love the earth and women power and I'll be over here.

I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... - all pause - [crickets chirp]

I've got a theor-
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes,
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.
And what's with all the carrots-?
What do they need such good eyesight for anywa - y?
Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!
- pause -
...or maybe midgets...

(Willow & Giles)
I've got a theory we should work this fa - s t.
because it clearly could get serious before it's passed.

I've got a theory - it doesn't matte - r.
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Apocalypse? We've all been there.
The same old trips. Why should we care?

What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through if there's a minute.
We have to try. We'll pay the price.
It's do or die. (Buffy) Hey, I've died twice!

What can't we face if we're together?
(Giles - What can't we face?)
What's in this place that we can't weather?
(Giles - If we're together.)
There's nothing we can't fa - ce. (Pause)

Except for bunnies.

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