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Ask a Q, Get a Lousy A!
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Talianna Periwinkle
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Sep-8-2007 19:16
Okay, I got this game from some other message board...
Basically, you ask a question that usually regards Sleuth (but it doesn't have to) and the next person has to answer that question with something that probably doesn't even answer your question, or is just some silly answer (oh, and that person than asks a question)
For Example:
RandomGrl123: Why do suspects keep clamming up on me?
SomeGuy456: Because they want you to go away so that they can secretly plot your death...
Why must I subscribe to travel?
HomoSapien: Because the money is used to make paper dolls.
Where..... Blah blah blah
Get it? Cool! I'll start...
Whose shadow is looming over the Sleuth Light in the banner/theme?
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Ordo Ab Chao
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Jun-2-2011 10:20
A. William and Absinthe are old palls.
Outcomes of drinking on the human brain specifically the cerebral cortex include:
-prospective out of line judgment and also thought operations
-reduce inhibition producing in talkativeness and also much more self-confidence
-blunt sensory faculties along with expanded tolerance of painfulness
Q. Is duck tape made out of ducks?
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Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff
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Jun-3-2011 14:47
Of course. Don't even ask about scotch tape.
(Sorry about answering the wrong question, I must have clicked on 'next' instead of 'last page')
Why do companies make phones smaller AND with touchscreens? Surely they don't expect us to evolve smaller fingers to click these buttons that are small enough on PCs?
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Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe
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Jun-3-2011 21:02
Just a thought, but perhaps they are trying to teach our fingers to squint.
How tall is a tall tale?
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Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff
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Jun-6-2011 10:19
8' 11", unless it's a Tuesday, in which case it's anywhere between 8' 7" and 9' 3"
What does chocolate taste like?
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Ordo Ab Chao
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Jun-6-2011 11:58
A. It tastes like Diet Water,all the flavor of regular water but only half the calories...
Q. If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff
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Jun-11-2011 05:21
23 minutes, unless it's an ape, because apes cannot kick hard enough.
Why?
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Ordo Ab Chao
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Jun-12-2011 03:08
A. Why not?
Q. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
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Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff
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Jun-13-2011 12:00
They put SSC, standing for 'See Skin Colo(u)r'
Wie heißen Sie?
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Ordo Ab Chao
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Jun-14-2011 09:40
A. Meine ame ist die Ewigkeit...
Q. Ist, dass eine Taschenlampe oder bist du glücklich, mich zu sehen Sir Willy?
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Eden Zweig
Nomad
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Feb-9-2012 13:36
- No, I don't speak German and my name is not Willy, and the dreaded sight of you makes the hair stand up on my arms, let alone make me happy.
- What can Google Translate not translate?
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