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  • Packages Delivered: 50
  • Overdue Books Returned: 51
  • Nemeses Captured: 0
  • Secret Plans Revealed: 5
  • Artifacts Unearthed: 1
  • Journal Pages Found: 0
  • Brass Rings Won: 0

Detective Biography

Just to make sure:

respect labor.

Conformity sure is the mother of all hypocrisy. An ad-hoc remedy for those who cannot tell solitude from loneliness.


Crimes of humble greed:

I caught you because it is my job. You say there was nothing to be caught as you hold your bloody hands behind the back of your heart. You look angry and dissatisfied. Who is it that you are trying to persuade?


Over the painstaking 20 years I have spent chasing after villains what I have found to be the funniest is how they think they need you to design tales of honesty and innocence for them when they don't care a jot about the concepts themselves.

You're just another bunch of refractive 'simulacra' to mirror the contradiction where a man draws his own 'Maginot Line', takes a step back to adore the memes he's created to get himself tangled up in.
Promise me that you'll redeem yourself once it is over? That is so funny. Go to some 4 starred club that a wounded ego hilariously has created so that you can enjoy its benefits on earth for real. A result that precedes its cause in time? Promise me that you don't get it when I say you have successfully made room for a hand that steals and a hand that denies.

Try to be what you have pretended to be sometime?


So you don't cherish an unacknowledged h... life more than you do the pleasantly dissociated one you have enjoyed up until now? An honor code with benefits. Live up to your oxymoron. If you can do this between friends not suspecting, you can do it everywhere.


You are to be feared because you believe so much in yourself. Why adhere to the blindfolded sister you have sitting alone and depressed in the back of your mind when you could beget a belief system that would always go untested?


"There are those who think their best trick is having convinced people that they don't exist.

Believe them not. For they are fools who survive on make-believes and mis-en-scenes. Their games and plots shine with a phosphorescent light to those who see with their mind's eye... The codes of the universe dictate your uniqueness, mortality, change. Celebrate the disorder, and the friction. Celebrate this one-way ticket for it's not make-believe; for it's the only phenomenon that blesses your entity with meaning, spanning it in all dimensions, for once and for all.

You cannot be two things at once, you may have many souls but your body has only one lot. Disorder in motion is your order and of the rest, speak not! ", said Martin Zweig, the day Eden was born.

That's how he learned to celebrate the fact that he'll stay a rookie all his life and started his quest. Once he grasped that it was not the end but the means that mattered, photography and investigation dominated his life, and he froze smiles, horror, tears in time.

The rest, he bothered not.


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Arcanum Brthrhd:  Poor(-3)
Cosa Nostra:  Poor(-3)
Eastern Triads:  Poor(-3)
Circle of Light:  Fair(9)
Green Hand:  Fair(9)
The Tea Steepers:  Great(95)
Shangri La Tigers:  Terrible(-95)


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Faramarz "the Jaguar" Stone

Godfrey "the Loon" St. John

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Books Collected

The Mysterious Affair at Styles
Agatha Christie

Secret Adversary
Agatha Christie

The Hound of the Baskervilles
Arthur Conan Doyle

A Scandal in Bohemia
Arthur Conan Doyle

The Adventure of the Empty House
Arthur Conan Doyle

Martin Hewitt, Investigator
Arthur Morrison

The Mystery of Marie Roget
Edgar Allan Poe

The Murders in the Rue Morgue
Edgar Allan Poe

A History of Indian Philosophy
Surendranath Dasgupta

The Moonstone
Wilkie Collins