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Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.

Speak!!!

Dec-3-2006 01:03

I frequently watch Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel...without actual children.
I once stole a shopping cart with a friend and drove it around town. When stopped by a police car, I ran and hid behind a bush, to which the policman said, "I can see you behind the bush."
I skip class to go to the movies.
I love Veggietales
One time when I was on vicodin, I called my mom 'buttons' and giggled hysterically for about 3 hours.
I like the taste of blood.
I hate feet.
I would like to have a tapeworm.
I can't go into the basment at night.

Now my darkest secrets have been spilled....well some of them...ok honestly that's just the tip of the iceberg...but I'm a weirdo and proud of it!

Dec-3-2006 09:13

LOL Al Z.... screaming like a girl...*giggles*

Oh emerald Drew... you are so kind of wierd... doesn't it feel great to know you belong with us?? *grins*

Dec-3-2006 09:53

I have ALWAYS wanted a tapeworm!

I saw a TV show once (urban legends or something like that) where a girl ordered diet pills and it was actually a tapeworm IN the pills...I was looking for the phone number of the company but they never said it...

SIGN ME UP!

Dec-4-2006 13:35

I like the taste of blood too and I've never cried at Titanic... I don't cry at anything which is weird cos I'm a girl. I was discussing tis with a boy (I think it put him off me though damn my lack of feminine patheticness) and he he said all girls cry at the Notebook. Is this true????

Dec-4-2006 14:40

Go Veggietales Em! ... "We're the Pirates who don't do anything..." :)

Dec-4-2006 15:14

"We just staay home and lie around"

Dec-4-2006 16:54

Wow, I feel somewhat pathetically normal somehow. Let's see, hmm, secrets. I am hooked on the show "Numb3rs", have read "historical" romances from time to time-I call them Bodice Rippers, can get extra friendly, if you know what I mean, after a few drinks esp. if they contain vodka. Ok, and I had a crush on Johnny Depp waaaaay before he played Captain Jack Sparrow. (They don't have a 12 step program for that either.) ;)

Dec-4-2006 17:17

Marmalade, to answer your Notebook ?:

Yes, most girls do, and at LEAST one guy around here that I can think of :)

Dec-4-2006 18:06

To em, ss, and cw: I love Veggietales!*the cover art for the ultimate silly song countdown is my desktop background* sigh..........

O, by the way em and big, why in the world would you want a parasite?

Dec-4-2006 18:11

Cuz you can eat anything you want and they just eat it all, so you lose a ton of weight!!!

World's easiest diet baby!