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Mar-7-2005 05:05

Ben ought to be ashamed of himself for his blatant prejudice!!!! The complete lack of representation of bald people in this game is atrocious!!!!! If the prejudice was against women it would not be accepted!!! Therefore i feel i must stage a protest (*he boards a plane, with fellow slapheads, and flies to Ben's home*)
(*upon arrival all of the baldies point their shiny foreheads at Ben's house, blinding the racoon, and starting a small fire*)
(*after several hours the house has burned to the ground and, feeling very pleased with themselves, the protestors leave to buy assorted wigs and toupees*)

Mar-24-2005 04:09

I am moving this to gumshoe.

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Dec-30-2006 20:53

*shaves her head and joins the Bald is Beautiful party*

Dec-30-2006 23:50

*sticks a picket sign to his fore (oh wait) fivehead and struts around*

*John Lennon voice*

well we all shine on...

Jan-3-2007 09:25

Do you realize that bald people could rule the world? Congregate in a strategic location (I'm thinking SouthWestern Idaho) on a hot sunny day, maneuver your heads to point the sunbeams at NASA paraphenelia orbiting the Earth, burn them to smithereens, thus cutting out all communications (TV, Radio, Computers, Turkeys...) on the face of the planet, thus gaining control!!!

Jan-3-2007 13:11

*hops on board the Bald People Taking Over the World Train*

Jan-3-2007 16:40

I can organise a new av for you biggie :) Yul Bryner? Sorry Zocrates has Kojak. *Thinks of growing ponytail longer for his dreams of a groovy 'comb forward'*

Jan-3-2007 16:48

You're all forgetting the two sexiest bald men of all time...


Vin Diesel and Lex Luthor (the one from Smallville the Series). Granted, Lex isn't real, but, holy heck, he sure is a one sexy bald man. :P

Jan-3-2007 17:59

And what about the most famous baldie of all time, The Bald Eagle , he too as been shunned.

*joins crunch's picket line - chanting , "let it shine, let it shine, let it shine"*

Jan-3-2007 18:31

Lol, I just read my world domination by baldness post to my sister, and she said in a squeaky voice, 'We're dying, we're dying, please turn off your heads!!'