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The Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009
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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-11-2009 19:36

"(to be sung softly and slowly, with solemnity)
From street to penthouse suite, master of mystery
She dusts everything she sees
She aces every case
She’s boss at the Arch Villain chase
She’s got a nice enough face.
She is…Miss Sleuthvilleeeeee
Hold your fedora up high
Hold your fedora up high
Raise it to the sky
Hold your fedora up high
Woaaa yeye oooh ye sky high, hold your fedora up high..."

(adapted from William Shatner's "Miss United States" from the hit movie, Miss Congeniality.)

(NOTE: These lyrics in no way imply that no males can enter the beauty pageant, but putting "he/she/it" everywhere necessary in the song would reeeeally diminish the effect of the poetic masterpiece before you.
Males are welcome and are encouraged!)

Welcome to the revival of the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant that I have hastily undertaken.

It's time to whip out your curling irons, your fake eyelashes, your obscene amounts of gel, your lipstick and most importantly your cameras, or perhaps just your knowledge of movie stars or notable public figures of Hollywood's Golden Age and school us folks at Sleuth in just what a beautiful avatar is! Or, you could skip the theme and just snap a pic of yourself. That too, we certainly understand. PLEASE NOTE: ONCE THE CONTEST BEGINS AND YOU ARE NOMINATED, YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONTEST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL FROM THE RUNNING.

Here's how this is going to work. Consider this a warning post: if you think there's a chance you might be nominated, we suggest you change your avatar to its most flattering aspect possible. Currently nominations will be accepted once the judges are found and Ben is supplicated in earnest for his blessing.

As of right now, nominations are not being accepted! If you post one I shall smite thee. I will post as soon as I have full clearance to start and you can nominate to your hearts content. Good luck!

Message me if you are confused on anything above

Replies

Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

Nov-15-2009 16:51

i nominate Anikka

Elizabeth Christie
Elizabeth Christie
Tireless Tiger

Nov-15-2009 20:42

I nominate Ms Helen :)

Violet Parr
Violet Parr
Thespian

Nov-16-2009 11:09

I'm nominating Aknas, Joseph Zeo & Miss Snopes!

Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

Nov-16-2009 16:32

As biggie is showing her again I'm going to nominate her as incentive to stay :)

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Nov-16-2009 18:23

I nominate Elizabeth Christie and William Barrington-Ward as well.

Lady Jas
Lady Jas
The Chosen One

Nov-16-2009 19:35

Also nominates Lady Zeugirdor.

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-16-2009 20:20

Gosh, the judges are going to have their work cut out for them! I love it! >8]

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-17-2009 00:23

Henrietta Hawk!

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Nov-17-2009 09:21

I nominate the REAL Sleuth Admin, Sunny!

Clift Garrett
Clift Garrett
Thespian

Nov-17-2009 11:19

Nice to be mentioned. Thanks JZ!

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