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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-7-2009 22:03

Because every bar needs one. Feel free to post if you've got one; we're certain there are plenty.


Kyle XY Rocks
Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur

Oct-14-2009 21:26

[Kyle XY Rocks] : *stops and looks around chomping on potato*
[Molly Maltese] : -shoots potato with pistole-
[Molly Maltese] : what the hell? pistole?
[Molly Maltese] : thats like a pistol with a latin flair, I guess.

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor

Oct-16-2009 18:58

[Joseph Zeo] : never happens. not since college...
[Joseph Zeo] : even in college it seldom happened.

Joseph Zeo
Joseph Zeo
Tale Spinner

Oct-16-2009 19:09

[Heimlich VonVictor] : I collapsed at 6 pm that night (Friday thank God) and woke up at 2 pm on Saturday
[Heimlich VonVictor] : sleep deprivation
[Heimlich VonVictor] : and caffine overload
[Heimlich VonVictor] : I crashed
[Joseph Zeo] : caffine overload LOL
[Heimlich VonVictor] : my roommate thought I was dead
[Heimlich VonVictor] : he came and started shaking me around 11
[Heimlich VonVictor] : I didn't wake up
[Joseph Zeo] : LOL, nah, i am sure he knew you weren't dead, he just wanted to shake you around :P
[Riza Hawkeye] : it's fun to shake people for no reason
[Riza Hawkeye] : :)
[Heimlich VonVictor] : Well who wouldn't want a piece of this sexy piece of man candy? ;)
[Riza Hawkeye] : *eyes man candy*

Joseph Zeo
Joseph Zeo
Tale Spinner

Oct-16-2009 19:29

[Riza Hawkeye] : hey JZ, does the old lady die? [at the end of the movie "Titanic"]
[Joseph Zeo] : i was too busy picking out computer graphics mistakes i didn't notice it
[Riza Hawkeye] : *sigh*
[Riza Hawkeye] : don't criticize my favorite movie! :P
[Riza Hawkeye] : ;)
[Riza Hawkeye] : how she meets jack: through memory or dying
[Joseph Zeo] : ooooooooooooh....LOL
[Joseph Zeo] : yeah, true, at the end of the scene when she was young (and fat) again and they meet on the boat. could be after death
[Riza Hawkeye] : lol fat again
[Joseph Zeo] : haunted titanic! there's your next movie!!
[M. Lacrimosa] : Haunted Titanic.......I like it........
[Joseph Zeo] : a romantic horror movie....
[M. Lacrimosa] : lol
[Joseph Zeo] : with tons of bad computer graphics.....

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor

Oct-16-2009 21:57

[Molly Maltese] : gosh
[Molly Maltese] : I feel left out
[Molly Maltese] : would someone please impregnate me reeeeally quick?

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-17-2009 13:06

oh snap.

Anais Nin
Anais Nin

Oct-18-2009 16:00

[Molly Maltese] : either that was heim, or god
[Molly Maltese] : O.O

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor

Oct-18-2009 18:18

[Molly Maltese] : ah. it explains a lot about charlie.
[Ms Helen] : aquirrel likes monkey porn?
[Molly Maltese] : XD
[Charlie Cain] : hey
[Molly Maltese] : backfire.
[Ms Helen] : wow theres a sentence i never thought i'd say
[Secret_Squirrel] : and his attraction to hairy chests, but i digress

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor

Oct-19-2009 22:59

[Ms Helen] : bloody hell
[Sleuth Admin] : shh
[Sleuth Admin] : not so loud
[Heimlich VonVictor] : hunting wabbits?
[Ms Helen] : to what do we owe this pleasure?
[Sleuth Admin] : yup. they're pretty rescally too

Anais Nin
Anais Nin

Oct-20-2009 21:05

[Molly Maltese] : I dont know, I may have killed him and not recalled it
[Anais Nin] : :O
[Molly Maltese] : >_>
[Molly Maltese] : oh, did you know him?
[Molly Maltese] : *snicker*
[Wolf Girl 22] : If you did can I have the body?
[Molly Maltese] : ...
[Molly Maltese] : what on EARTH do you want my husbands body for??
[Anais Nin] : that's kinky
[Molly Maltese] : dead hot, I'd say
[Wolf Girl 22] : I'm hungry
[Wolf Girl 22] : Never mind
[Molly Maltese] : for undead lovin' or what?

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