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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-7-2009 22:03

Because every bar needs one. Feel free to post if you've got one; we're certain there are plenty.

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Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Oct-20-2009 21:20

[Ms Helen] : jz is a wonderfully coloured raindbow overseeing alll the darkeness that descends chat

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-20-2009 21:28

[Molly Maltese] : sort of like a giant furry crotch warmer.
[Molly Maltese] : like a mink coat for your...
[Ms Helen] : jonny is gradually pushing me out of bed and also squashing me
[Molly Maltese] : hm.
[Wolf Girl 22] : I am only PART dog
[Ms Helen] : ooooh a crotch warmer
[Wolf Girl 22] : NOT full
[Ms Helen] : heim do you need a crotch warmer?

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

Oct-20-2009 22:00

[Secret_Squirrel] : salutory warning as you wake to find a chocolate box filled with your genitalia
[Molly Maltese] : XD
[Molly Maltese] : wow, I nearly just inhaled that chocolate and choked to death
[Ms Helen] : is this from experience squirrel?
[Secret_Squirrel] : lol no but it's one of those things... do i need to jump froma plane with an anvil tied to my back holding nothing more than a small parasol and a little sign saying MOTHER, to know the end result

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Oct-23-2009 21:41

[Riza Hawkeye] : hey, why are you hiding?
[Riza Hawkeye] : it's not like i can do it by myself
[Riza Hawkeye] : :D
[Anais Nin] : ...
[Anais Nin] : sure you can!
[Riza Hawkeye] : ...
[Riza Hawkeye] : only you'd think about that....
[Anais Nin] : Um... what was I thinking?
[Anais Nin] : Oh...
[Anais Nin] : Heim just explained it to me
[Anais Nin] : *blush*
[Riza Hawkeye] : yeah, why don't you tell me how i can?
[Riza Hawkeye] : :)
[Heimlich VonVictor] : *still hiding*

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

Oct-25-2009 16:34

[Secret_Squirrel] : yes i prefer to help by offering helpful insightful morale boosting comments from teh sidelines... err. rah rah siss boom nah and all that
[Ms Helen] : SS i have a knife i am NOT afraid to attack your nuts here :)

Vulkie3
Vulkie3
Haynes

Oct-25-2009 17:29

[Molly Maltese] : I dont think Im a fame whore, I think I just have idiotic gutter verbal diarrhea.

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

Oct-26-2009 18:32

[Molly Maltese] : I just got a ridiculous mental picture of me with a moustache on fire

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

Oct-27-2009 17:14

[Ms Helen] : i would probably pull out if you extended

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-1-2009 20:20

[Heimlich VonVictor] : You know I could give you some awkward moments
[Molly Maltese] : o.o
[Molly Maltese] : that sounds so...obscene.

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Nov-1-2009 22:19

[Molly Maltese] : I slipped a little something-something into a couple peoples drinks at my last party. > : ]
[Molly Maltese] : it was arsenic. they're dead now. :I
[Molly Maltese] : :]
[Molly Maltese] : *spikes Squirrels nuts*
[Molly Maltese] : O_O
[Molly Maltese] : you know that thing where you type whatevers on your mind without really stopping to consider what it sounds like? yeah. I have that.
[Secret_Squirrel] : in order to spike my nuts id have to be standing on a lapper... oh that isnt a volleyball analogy ... my bad
[Secret_Squirrel] : ladder... freudian slip

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