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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-7-2009 22:03

Because every bar needs one. Feel free to post if you've got one; we're certain there are plenty.


Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-7-2009 22:31

[Molly Maltese] : thats odd.
[Kyle XY Rocks] : I like to run around screaming christmas carols to the top of my lungs in the swimming pool
[Kyle XY Rocks] : Now that's odd

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor

Oct-7-2009 22:34

[Anais Nin] : but i did put my hand in a cow's stomach one time
[Anais Nin] : i was wearing a glove
[Anais Nin] : but it was very interesting

Anais Nin
Anais Nin

Oct-7-2009 23:10

[Riza Hawkeye] : *hands JZ a mysterious drink*
[Joseph Zeo] : *down the drink* what is this Riza?
[Joseph Zeo] : (drink first, ask later)
[Riza Hawkeye] : dishwater
[Riza Hawkeye] : :)
[Joseph Zeo] : *chokes!*
[Riza Hawkeye] : HAHAHAHA
[Joseph Zeo] : *fell on floor*

[Joseph Zeo] : so what's a goodie girl like you, doing in a seedy bar like this? what's your relationship with Heimlich VonVictor? why is he not backing you up? why? why?
[M. Lacrimosa] : As you may have forgotten, I'm a detective....
[Nellie McKinzey] : I think Mr. VonVictor is trying to forget that he bailed me out

[Joseph Zeo] : and Heim is STILL singing.... PERFECTIONIST!!!!!

[Heimlich VonVictor] : someone defriended me on facebook
[Nellie McKinzey] : :(
[Heimlich VonVictor] : and I got excited thinking it might be my one ex girlfriend
[Heimlich VonVictor] : but it wasn't

[Nellie McKinzey] : i now have an arrangement with my roomie-
[Nellie McKinzey] : she's really hot, and I'm really cold...
[Nellie McKinzey] : so i put my hands on her head
[Nellie McKinzey] : :D
[Heimlich VonVictor] : did you put on the song?
[Heimlich VonVictor] :
[Nellie McKinzey] : now my hands are warm. :D
[Joseph Zeo] : so your friend's head is your hand warmer.....

Anais Nin
Anais Nin

Oct-7-2009 23:15

[Sean Dart] : Sup compadres?
[Wolf Girl 22] : *Sees dart and goes for throt*
[Sean Dart] : you don't waste any time do ya darlin?
[Wolf Girl 22] : *Knocks dart on floor and bares teeth*
[M. Lacrimosa] : Lol you better watch it Sean...she's a vicious one
[Sean Dart] : i dont even know what I did to this one?

[Wolf Girl 22] : wheres dart
[M. Lacrimosa] : Beats me
[Wolf Girl 22] : Probly tring to get some girl......
[Sean Dart] : for your information
[Sean Dart] : I was on the toilet

[Nellie McKinzey] : Miss Kitty, I do belive that you and Miss Wolf have a very loving relationship.
[Kitty Lynn] : ...
[Kitty Lynn] : are you blind or somthin?
[Heimlich VonVictor] : It's a love-hate relationship

[Kitty Lynn] : there should be a RoosterMan...
[Kitty Lynn] : he could enter and say "Rooster a doodle doo!"

[Riza Hawkeye] : anais said hurry up, so i did
[Anais Nin] : she listens to everything i tell her!

[Sean Dart] : like sweetake mushroom?
[Nellie McKinzey] : No, unfortunatly.
[Sean Dart] : guess not
[Heimlich VonVictor] : it's shiitake btw

[Heimlich VonVictor] : wow I'm 800 days old today
[Heimlich VonVictor] : be right back
[Heimlich VonVictor] : going to have a good cry :b

[Ms Helen] : yeah just put up with these dorks instead......thats what i've done :D
[Edward Greene] : l
[Edward Greene] : o
[Edward Greene] : o
[Edward Greene] : l
[Edward Greene] : i mean lol
[Edward Greene] : yeh

[Anais Nin] : where all did you go today, riza?
[Riza Hawkeye] : everywhere, anais :P
[Anais Nin] : everwhere?
[Anais Nin] : what did you see everywhere?
[Anais Nin] : everything?
[Riza Hawkeye] : yup
[Anais Nin] : you are very descriptive.

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-8-2009 00:31

some latest developments.

[Molly Maltese] : or as we say in ye olde roosterney,
[Molly Maltese] : O_O
[Molly Maltese] : what the deuce?
[Anais Nin] : :)
[Molly Maltese] : roosterney?
[Molly Maltese] : I distinctly typed roosterney!
[Molly Maltese] : iuhfaksjfkj
[Molly Maltese] : XD
[Anais Nin] : HAHAHAHAHA
[Molly Maltese] : oh my gawsh !
[Molly Maltese] : it would be like a night of roosters. a roosterapalooza
[Heimlich VonVictor] : ...
[Molly Maltese] : :D
[Molly Maltese] : dont judge me, VonVictor. dont. judge. me.

[Heimlich VonVictor] : Yea I guess I'm a crossdresser and I didn't know it

[Heimlich VonVictor] : then when I hit a dead end I go back and do the men
[Heimlich VonVictor] : My family tree research
[Anais Nin] : :D yup
[Molly Maltese] : XD
[Molly Maltese] : oh man

[Encyclopedia Zero] : Chat's got a word filter.
[Heimlich VonVictor] : when did that happen?
[Heimlich VonVictor] : ass
[Heimlich VonVictor] : well that works

Safety Officer

Oct-8-2009 20:26

less is more folks.

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor

Oct-9-2009 17:56

[Anais Nin] : i have a camie, a shirt, a sweater, and a sweatshirt on
[Vulkie3] : :o
[Vulkie3] : but no pants? xD

Anais Nin
Anais Nin

Oct-9-2009 23:15

[Molly Maltese] : boy, its a good thing I didnt date him
[Molly Maltese] : THAT would have been an awkward discovery
[Heimlich VonVictor] : Don't want to be the fag hag?
[Molly Maltese] : XD
[Heimlich VonVictor] : wow, that's not censored?
[Anais Nin] : HAHAHAHA
[Molly Maltese] : bahahahah

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor

Oct-10-2009 20:58

[ctown28] : I got an 8 foot bed that never has to be made
[Wolf Girl 22] : Fine wheres JZ when you need him
[Anais Nin] : it's all bumpy and you have to hold on really tight...
[Anais Nin] : awesome!

Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

Oct-11-2009 16:54

(this reminds me of SSGW :D)

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