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Hello, My Name is Sneezy Farkleboob
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ctown28
Tireless Tiger
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Sep-4-2008 20:20
Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloppy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdl e
Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Who are you?
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Mitstux
Well-Connected
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Sep-10-2008 00:42
Uhhh sorry , that was
Cheesey Hamsterbiscuits :P
Now that's much better!!!
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lilangel
Sleuth About Town
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Sep-11-2008 21:22
Goober Battyshorts here... *snicker* At least I'm not anywhere near Farkleboob or -butt for that matter... I'd hate to be Ctown getting pinched...
Did anyone ever notice that Ctown was FarkleBOOB? He really ought to stop looking in locker rooms while women are changing... no wonder he chose the name to match his... so he could be a boob.
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nicnic
Battered Shoe
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Sep-21-2008 23:10
OMFG lil angel. I am Goober Battyshorts too!!! Seriously.... that's just weird. Are you stealing my identity? Do I need to contact freecreditreports.com?????
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Frank Dobson
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Sep-25-2008 19:50
I'm Sloppy Chicken Boob.
oddly enough, that's how I like my BBQ chicken.
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Razamatazz
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Oct-1-2008 08:47
Hello my name is Sloppy BattyBrains...it's a pleasure to meet all of you. My friend ,and they really do, call me "Sloppy"..have a wonderful day!
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Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe
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Oct-1-2008 15:16
Snickle Gizzardbutt
I'm still creased up over Cheesy Hampsterbiscuits roflmao!
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lilangel
Sleuth About Town
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Oct-2-2008 00:11
I don't think you do, nicnic. Prior to my marriage, I was Goober Chickendoodle.
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Reese Withers
Well-Connected
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Oct-12-2008 18:22
I am Goober Gizzardbutt. *sigh* Can my day get any worse? ugh! lol ;)
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Anikka
Babelfish
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Oct-12-2008 21:50
As a maiden, I was Dorfus Chickensniffer. That's pretty scary. But the first husband gave me the name Dorfus Lickinshorts, and that's almost as bad as our marriage was!!
Thank goodness Mister Chickenpants eventually came along! (and he took his sweet-ass time about it...but that's a different post)
Reese, seriously hon, be happy with Gizzardbutt. Just remember...it could have been Lickinshorts. (/facepalm)
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Security Lane
Nomad
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Oct-17-2008 20:12
Hi, my name is Ms. Sneezy Dippinhiney
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