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ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Jan-6-2008 20:22


Flat-Black's become your favourite colour.

Your home-made website devoted to your agency is listed in more than 3 search engines.

Even your mother calls you by your detective name.

You're thinking of starting a charity called "Sleuther's Anonymous".

Somewhere on your body is a tattoo of your favorite faction


Your resume contains the words "solving internet-based crimes". But instead of being in the "Hobbies and Interests" section, it’s in "Career History".

When you order out for pizza and the delivery man shows up, you ask him if he knows anything about the case

Everyone feel free to add your own! :-)


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Sophie4
Sophie4
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods

Jan-8-2008 22:35

Security Lane , eeek back away from your keyboard. That sounds like stalking to me. Take a holiday. Relax. Google your landlord, or mayor or city council.

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Jan-9-2008 14:19

You guys are all way off. You know you've been at this too long when the cat's fur on her Lucky Tummy has been rubbed clean off cause you just need that ONE last favor to win the treasure hunt from hell.

Sorry bout that, Miss. It'll grow back in a couple weeks, I promise. ;-)

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Jan-10-2008 05:54

When you watch detective shows you shout at the character because you know that you know better than them. VISIT THE TAILOR!

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Jan-10-2008 23:51

It has become an accepted (aka, just barely tolerated) part of your relationship with your spousal equivalent/ main squeeze and or children that the very best way to get you to pay attention to them is by barking your Sleuth name at you.

CRUNCHPATTY!

Take out the garbage.

Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe

Jan-12-2008 10:15

lol

(now worrying about whether my spouse knows what my Sleuth name is)

When you dream you're wandering around the streets of Delhi with a trained bloodhound asking people if they know where you can find a Fancy Fedora.

When the fact that your employer has blocked all game websites makes you seriously consider resigning. (watch this space...)


KOPPER
KOPPER
Sleuth About Town

Mar-15-2008 11:49

Reality slaps you in the face and you find yourself sitting in front of the computer wearing a slightly overfilled diaper completely unshaven and not having showered in days because you wanted to get "one" more case in

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Mar-15-2008 12:20

When you read the above post by Kopper and realise that you are neither disgusted not pitying but, in fact, actually considering the possibilities.

David Adams
David Adams
Red-Nosed

Mar-15-2008 12:29

*Chuckles*

Ani, dear love, you're on vacation. Starting now. It's either that or medical leave, and mai-tais have a much better ring to them. Enjoy the beach, and leave the briefcase at the office. Doctor's orders. :-D

lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Mar-15-2008 18:39

When you've read all the above posts and just *covers eyes* knowing these people couldn't actually do such a thing... then you laugh your a** off... from these jokesters.

Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe

Mar-16-2008 06:08

When you do actually resign your job and have to concentrate hard so you don't inadvertently mention Sleuth as a reason for leaving in your exit interview.

It was close.

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