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Ask a Q, Get a Lousy A!
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Talianna Periwinkle
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Sep-8-2007 19:16
Okay, I got this game from some other message board...
Basically, you ask a question that usually regards Sleuth (but it doesn't have to) and the next person has to answer that question with something that probably doesn't even answer your question, or is just some silly answer (oh, and that person than asks a question)
For Example:
RandomGrl123: Why do suspects keep clamming up on me?
SomeGuy456: Because they want you to go away so that they can secretly plot your death...
Why must I subscribe to travel?
HomoSapien: Because the money is used to make paper dolls.
Where..... Blah blah blah
Get it? Cool! I'll start...
Whose shadow is looming over the Sleuth Light in the banner/theme?
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Professor Troof
Lucky Stiff
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Oct-17-2015 15:54
Because your scotch can't possibly stand the ice since he wears his kilt with the traditional lack of undergarments.
Why is it that an antique pocket watch is tougher than it is charming?
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Vulkie3
Haynes
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Nov-2-2015 15:36
Because if it was charming, it wouldn't survive this blow with my hammer *bangs on antique pocket watch*
*looks at pocket watch* - hang on a sec....
Why is it that I like Indian food so much, despite being spicy as the depths of hell?
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Kent Brooks
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Apr-6-2016 17:13
Because you are an robot made in Delhi, and was made to clean houses. But it has gone wrong and you became an human-like robot, that likes Indian food.
Why people here on Sleuth hate me sometimes?
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Apr-7-2016 05:54
Because you're the only one who doesn't know that your avatar is in fact an animated one that makes obscene gestures and rolls with it's eyes or sticks it's tongue out.
Why did it take so long for me to finally get my first PE contact?
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Vulkie3
Haynes
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Apr-7-2016 07:51
Because your PE contact was a bit on the shy side and unsure whether you were a good detective. Therefore, your first PE contact decided to wait as long as he/she could, before allowing you to solve cases in an easier fashion.
Why is it that tomato soup contains tomatoes?
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shell marple
Con Artist
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Apr-7-2016 11:40
It could be because if it contained potatoes instead of tomatoes, you would have potatoe soup. A very pale imitation, in color and taste, to tomatoe soup.
Why do so many of these questions start out with why?
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Apr-7-2016 13:31
Because why is the quintessential word that expresses the will to explore existentialism. A simple three letter word but it encapsulates such an abstract concept as reality.
Why is potato written with an -e at the end?
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shell marple
Con Artist
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Apr-7-2016 14:24
Because I can't spell! Ever since losing a place on my 4th grade spelling bee team, by one lousy word, I gave up caring how to spell. Emotional scarring at such a tender age. At least that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Why does Lucy's Cabaret keep moving around?
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Apr-7-2016 15:46
Because that troupe is basically a cover for all sorts of lowlifes and thugs who want to keep their identities concealed and not too many questions asked. Staying at the same spot too long might eventually trigger suspicions and annoying questions.
Off record; did you know that historically that is the reason why actors and thespians to this day still adopt stage names? Because in a distant past those traveling troupes were indeed a good cover for those who wanted to stay out of the picture for a while.
Why do I know so much?
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Kent Brooks
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Apr-7-2016 18:05
Because you were kidnapped some nights before and they put Sherlock Holmes's brain on you.
Why bitcoins aren't so popular yet?
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