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Ask a Q, Get a Lousy A!
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Talianna Periwinkle
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Sep-8-2007 19:16
Okay, I got this game from some other message board...
Basically, you ask a question that usually regards Sleuth (but it doesn't have to) and the next person has to answer that question with something that probably doesn't even answer your question, or is just some silly answer (oh, and that person than asks a question)
For Example:
RandomGrl123: Why do suspects keep clamming up on me?
SomeGuy456: Because they want you to go away so that they can secretly plot your death...
Why must I subscribe to travel?
HomoSapien: Because the money is used to make paper dolls.
Where..... Blah blah blah
Get it? Cool! I'll start...
Whose shadow is looming over the Sleuth Light in the banner/theme?
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Sophie4
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods
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Jul-25-2015 09:06
Your parrot was on the freeze-dried silence diet. Bye-Bye Birdie.
Why do I keep running into trains and fireplugs, is it my sydxela?
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Vulkie3
Haynes
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Jul-25-2015 09:18
Because the US Fire Department has stated that all train stations should have fireplugs near a train, in case of an emergency, and since you're running to catch your train, you trip over the fireplug and bump into the passing train.
Why is that I want to eat my steaks medium rare?
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Sophie4
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods
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Jul-31-2015 01:25
Because you have canine teeth which require ---no, demand protiein.
How do I stop my cat from salivating over the rabbits in our yard?
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M. Lacrimosa
Thespian
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Jul-31-2015 08:43
you don't..you simply don't..
Why?
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Sultry De Mon
Con Artist
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Aug-1-2015 09:36
That would be the left fielders name.
Who pushed that fruit cart in to me?
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Vulkie3
Haynes
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Aug-7-2015 11:01
Some angry fruitsellers who are on a strike, forgot to put a block in front of one of their fruitcarts; when one of the fruitsellers accidently bumped against that cart, it rolled down the hill as you were crossing the road.
If 1+1 = 2, then what is 2+2?
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M. Lacrimosa
Thespian
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Aug-10-2015 13:35
2+2 is chicken. Everyone knows that
Why am I so quick to make a movement, or say something stupid, without bothering to think of how it will affect other people?
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Sophie4
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods
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Aug-11-2015 21:23
answer to first question......you eat too much bran, 2nd question there is no "govenor" between your brain and your tongue.
Why don't left-handed tools work...e.g scissors, can-openers.... ?
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Vulkie3
Haynes
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Aug-12-2015 16:59
Because they're actually a manufacturing incident and were intended to be right-handed tools. That's why they won't work properly.
Why is it that I like my scotch plain instead of with ice?
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Professor Troof
Lucky Stiff
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Oct-17-2015 15:54
Because your scotch can't possibly stand the ice since he wears his kilt with the traditional lack of undergarments.
Why is it that an antique pocket watch is tougher than it is charming?
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