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Ask a Q, Get a Lousy A!
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Talianna Periwinkle
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Sep-8-2007 19:16
Okay, I got this game from some other message board...
Basically, you ask a question that usually regards Sleuth (but it doesn't have to) and the next person has to answer that question with something that probably doesn't even answer your question, or is just some silly answer (oh, and that person than asks a question)
For Example:
RandomGrl123: Why do suspects keep clamming up on me?
SomeGuy456: Because they want you to go away so that they can secretly plot your death...
Why must I subscribe to travel?
HomoSapien: Because the money is used to make paper dolls.
Where..... Blah blah blah
Get it? Cool! I'll start...
Whose shadow is looming over the Sleuth Light in the banner/theme?
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Cyril Banks
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Apr-27-2011 01:08
A very good answer indeed but, no question to follow. So, I will pose a question in search for that perfect lousy answer!
With the current prices for oil being exorbitantly high and the global fear of dwindling fossil fuels on everyones mind... What will be the renewable fuel source that the world utilizes for engines, heating, etc?
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Ordo Ab Chao
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Apr-27-2011 09:27
Oh Cyril...I wished for Good luck...
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Ordo Ab Chao
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Apr-27-2011 09:50
A. Body hair will be the renewable fuel source by the end of 2013.
It's the result of years of biological research and development...Hair waxing specialists will be in charge of the hair removal worldwide.
Men and Women will have to abide by new international laws that imply; each individual should contribute to the community by giving their TOTAL body hair.Individuals who fail to do so will have to be sent to jail and punished severely by having their body hair puller out one by one from head to toe while listening to Opera Music.
Q. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers at theirs ?
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Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe
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Apr-28-2011 08:43
Yes they do. It's their belief that matrimony should be relished.
What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?
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Ordo Ab Chao
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Apr-28-2011 09:17
A. blood flows down one leg and up the other...
Q. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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Akira Sensei
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May-5-2011 17:28
A. Just on the off chance that, should disaster strike, they will have a gutter landing.
Q. Why do fashion trends change so drastically?
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Ordo Ab Chao
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May-8-2011 12:24
A. For the same reason why clowns wear really big socks.
Q. If humans have nightmares, what do horses have?
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Christy Girl
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May-8-2011 20:53
A. Foul morning Foals.
Q. Why can't I understand little of what is being said on our new technicologicaly enhanced telephones, yet, 30 years ago the transmission was perfectly clear?
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Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe
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May-14-2011 20:03
A. Manufacturers continue to develope better ways to sell less for more.
Q. Why are donut holes not holes but spheres?
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Ordo Ab Chao
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May-15-2011 03:05
A. 1st - Optical Illusions...lighting of objects or of a scene can alone produce an optical illusion.This type of illusion persists in geometrical figures and may be found on every hand and in every pastry shop...
2nd- Camouflage...it is an art which is the natural outgrowth of our instinct for concealment and deception when pitting our wits against those of a crafty pastry chef...
Q. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
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