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Ask a Q, Get a Lousy A!
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Talianna Periwinkle
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Sep-8-2007 19:16
Okay, I got this game from some other message board...
Basically, you ask a question that usually regards Sleuth (but it doesn't have to) and the next person has to answer that question with something that probably doesn't even answer your question, or is just some silly answer (oh, and that person than asks a question)
For Example:
RandomGrl123: Why do suspects keep clamming up on me?
SomeGuy456: Because they want you to go away so that they can secretly plot your death...
Why must I subscribe to travel?
HomoSapien: Because the money is used to make paper dolls.
Where..... Blah blah blah
Get it? Cool! I'll start...
Whose shadow is looming over the Sleuth Light in the banner/theme?
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Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Narrator
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Sep-13-2007 21:18
Hey, I'll help. I'll even sell you a skill. Just give me all your skill points. Ok, good. Huh? Where is your skill? I've just taught you the skill of con artistry silly. When you get some more skill points come back and see me. I always have more to teach.
Why is Larry called Larry "the Toe"?
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Anikka
Babelfish
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Sep-13-2007 21:27
Because every time someone complains about being "ripped off" on the Cabaret boards, I don a pair of cowboy boots, track down good ole' Larry, and stomp on his toe. Because of this, his big toe is now approximately the size of a tomato. A beefsteak tomato. A prize-winning beefsteak tomato.
Who is Big Lucy, really, and what is her relationship to Larry the Toe?
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brick84
Sleuth About Town
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Sep-14-2007 16:47
They are one in the same. Notice you never see them together. In fact, Larry's toe is actually named 'Big LucY' after Annika stepped on it..
Why doesn't Sleuth Noir have dog races in London or New York?
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Talianna Periwinkle
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Sep-16-2007 19:32
Because then us gumshoes would be more interested in watching the races than bringing justice to murderers...
What is that info that townies have that the political sects need so bad anyways?
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Honey Op
Nomad
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Sep-16-2007 22:24
Mom's special recipe for her secret sauce.
What's so charming about the Island Blue?
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Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe
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Sep-17-2007 05:06
It's redness.
Why do cats like cows milk?
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Anikka
Babelfish
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Sep-17-2007 14:35
Because they've been hanging around with humans for too long.
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? (with 'you' being a random and/or generic person - unless someone wants to take it personally)
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Sep-18-2007 01:24
Because I line my pockets with the grease from McDonalds fries, just in casesomething funny happens and I need the extra moisture-proofing.
That really doesn't have anything to do with Sleuth. But god-willing, that won't be true after the new expansion hits :P
How is it that when you ask the barber for a haircut, you get "I don't know anything about that", in response? Are you kidding me???
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Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Narrator
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Sep-18-2007 09:51
Because he really doen't know anything about cutting hair, he just collects it, frames it, and knits clothes out of it. If you want a haircut, go see the bartender.
Why does the Don of La Cosa Nostra hang out at the real estate building?
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Dave Von Wave
Well-Connected
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Sep-19-2007 16:06
To answer that one I'd have to answer why the prices for apartments and agency buildings are so high. It's sort of the same answer from the other side of the coin. Really though, It's a conspiracy! Everything is really including dump-trucks at 6AM and dumpsters that only gets emptied by homeless people.
I wanna know how the priest became so corrupt?
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