Y'all can call me Bucky
I done got me a cousin had that 'xact same flash problem Miss Biggie. Mah cousin "Moonshine", he got done told if he dropped his britches at work one more time it'd be his last day in the milkin' shed. Done made those cows mighty nervous.
I done get me two questions.
I want to know if there'll be any mountain folk in this new here game. I think you is missin' an impotent demographic (Mah Missy done learned me up on that word). Ah has got as many of mah cousins as can hunker down round the screen with me right now, lookin in on y'all, and we don't see hardly no mountain folk a'talkin. Though we is enjoyin' all the feudin' and a fussin. That Roamie fella he's like an ol' hound dog with a coon caught up a tree now aint he.
So please we would like to see more mountain folk in the new game Mr Ben, ifn that be alright with you. (Oh and I done hear your woman is about to push you out a youngun, that be mighty fine, might fine indeed.)
Seems I got more words than that old Jim Diamond Fella today. Mah Missy she done got a cousin on her father's side, thrice removed, called Diamond Jim. Any relation? He was one of them Snake Oil fellas. He could talk a starvin pig off a garbage truck.
Now my second question, and I wander some off topic, is ifn someone could tell me what this here 'inner circle' done be. We done had some city fellas up takin' photees of Clem Hackets cornfield last winter when he done found some strange goins on. Those city fellas said it was proof of alien life. Me I just thought it looked like ol' Clem been drinkin 'shine up on his tractor 'gain. But even so, I spose I wanna know have we done got aliens here too? Or has that ol Stooby fella just been a drinkin'? P'haps sound slike a littel of both to old Bucky here.
Anyway I done run off at the mouth sum. Seems to be one of them there contagious things round these parts. But I think y'all for your time, and look forward to your answers to mah questions.
Y'all can call me Bucky.