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Jan-28-2007 10:26

O.K., so I dont know about u guys, but im constantly having random thoughts at random times. I feel the need to start a chain of ppl's random thoughts. so here's ur chance!!!

Jan-29-2007 00:32

Why is it that when you kick kids out of the movies for disturbing all the other patrons and then they kick open your door, almost knocking it off the hinges and then they have to be escorted out by the police on duty, why do they then go home and tell their parents we threw them out for no reason and made them leave our property so that they had to walk 4 miles across the highway in the freezing cold to the "nearest" tim hortons, and why oh why do those parents believe their lying children and come into the theatre and demand to speak to a manager and accuse us of mistreating their innocent children and threatening that we are lucky nothing happend to their precious child while they were walking late at night to the only phone they could find and that their little sweetheart finally made it home in tears and is still upset a whole day after the entire traumatizing incident, and WHY OH GOD WHY do I have to give these parents passes to make up for the trouble we cause their children when they were the ones who caused the trouble in the first place????????????????????

If your child come home and tells you that they were kicked out of the movies for no reason, let me assure you they are lying. I don't care what they tell you or how upset they are, they are lying.

We do not kick kids out for no reason. It only causes us stress and turns into a pain in our butts if we do. So believe me when I say that if I don't have to throw someone out, I most definitely will not.

but I digress...

Jan-29-2007 04:40

*pictures Ranier in a tight muscle t-shirt and sunglasses, throwing kids out into the night a la when Jazz used to get kicked out by Uncle Phil*

Jan-29-2007 16:06

The moon was made of cheese, but what kind?

Jan-29-2007 16:37

According to one song, it was made of old green cheese to keep the night away.

I dunno, I'm thinking it might have been some moldy limburger. Nasty.

Jan-29-2007 16:58

People who eat veal are just impatient.

Jan-30-2007 15:03

this stuff is priceless!!

I"ve always beleived that the moon is made of swiss cheese because of all of the craters.

people who eat veal might just not have enough time to eat something else.

daddy dont like theaters. he says that they just get the films free and then rips people off by charging them addmission.

i once over flossed...........it never happened agian......for reasons i think you'd rather NOT know.......

Jan-30-2007 15:21

bacon cheddar curly fries
bacon cheddar curly fries
bacon cheddar curly fries
and only for $2.99

Jan-30-2007 15:24

crunch patty needs something else to do with his time.........so do I now that I think about it......oh well

Jan-30-2007 15:30

If we would all hibernate like some animals do it would mean a trumendous decrease of pollution and consumption.

Jan-30-2007 15:34

A cucumber is just a pickle that never applied itself.